Buffistas

Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 10:43:25 am PDT #15902 of 30000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

And I feel a warm little glow of satisfaction that we've got Omnis mentally slashing people in crappy movies. Go Team!

Proof that f2f corrupts the mind.

ETA if you want to see the flick, it's this: [link] The slash is SCREAMING for it. Like, 200x more than Smallville.

Cashmere - Jul 09, 2009 10:44:51 am PDT #15903 of 30000

Now tagless for your comfort.

And, I suspect, a serious problem.

Running out of storage space in the noggin? Afraid you'll need to start forgetting obscure animal facts in order to learn more stuff?

Trudy Booth - Jul 09, 2009 10:46:35 am PDT #15904 of 30000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Trudy, not only was I earwormed before I got to the bit, but I am STILL earwormed. Damn you! Damn you to heck! There's a fine, fine line...

It's true!

omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 10:49:25 am PDT #15905 of 30000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ugg. I finally return phone call of person #2, and person #1 did *not* call. But person #2 couldn't talk just now, so will call back later.

Sometimes, I really hate the phone.

Steph L. - Jul 09, 2009 10:59:16 am PDT #15906 of 30000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

People, Buffistas have more imagination than just about anyone other than Willy Wonka, and you can't figure what slings are for?

Sexing it up, y'all. Among other things.

I always feel really vanilla.

Yeah, Teppy used to say that too...

Dude, I've explained this once. I didn't even want to admit that I had a teeny bit of interest in Teh Kink, so I said I was vanilla. I was all repressed and shit.

So I lied.

tommyrot - Jul 09, 2009 11:00:22 am PDT #15907 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So I lied.

Well, it was for a good cause....

Steph L. - Jul 09, 2009 11:05:14 am PDT #15908 of 30000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I figure, if that's the worst lie I ever tell, I'm doing pretty good.

Trudy Booth - Jul 09, 2009 11:05:30 am PDT #15909 of 30000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Dude, I've explained this once. I didn't even want to admit that I had a teeny bit of interest in Teh Kink, so I said I was vanilla. I was all repressed and shit.

So I lied.

I know this! I doubt it not! I just wonder who ELSE might have pants on fire...

Laga - Jul 09, 2009 11:06:14 am PDT #15910 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I just skipped ahead about 450 posts and landed here:

Fred Pete - For the first time in three weeks, I'm caught up on the board. And Bitches is discussing asshooks.

There's a lesson there. I'm not sure what it is.

word.

Laga - Jul 09, 2009 11:08:27 am PDT #15911 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I have not lied about my kinks to my extremely inquisitive mother but I have reduced them considerably in scope. I couldn't hide shit from her if I tried. You all have heard my outing story, I think- where she asked if I was bi and then went on to name the girl I was in love with.

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