So I lied.
Well, it was for a good cause....
You know me! I'm like, "Go school! It's your birthday!" Or something to that effect.
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Jul 09, 2009 11:00:22 am PDT #15907 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Steph L. - Jul 09, 2009 11:05:14 am PDT #15908 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I figure, if that's the worst lie I ever tell, I'm doing pretty good.
Trudy Booth - Jul 09, 2009 11:05:30 am PDT #15909 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Dude, I've explained this once. I didn't even want to admit that I had a teeny bit of interest in Teh Kink, so I said I was vanilla. I was all repressed and shit.
So I lied.
I know this! I doubt it not! I just wonder who ELSE might have pants on fire...
Laga - Jul 09, 2009 11:06:14 am PDT #15910 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I just skipped ahead about 450 posts and landed here:
Fred Pete - For the first time in three weeks, I'm caught up on the board. And Bitches is discussing asshooks.
There's a lesson there. I'm not sure what it is.
word.
Laga - Jul 09, 2009 11:08:27 am PDT #15911 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I have not lied about my kinks to my extremely inquisitive mother but I have reduced them considerably in scope. I couldn't hide shit from her if I tried. You all have heard my outing story, I think- where she asked if I was bi and then went on to name the girl I was in love with.
Gudanov - Jul 09, 2009 11:10:34 am PDT #15912 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
There's a lesson there. I'm not sure what it is.
Skipping posts is to traveling in hyperspace what asshooks are to strong gravity wells.
Laga - Jul 09, 2009 11:13:54 am PDT #15913 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I'm pretty sure I know what asshooks are but congratulations Bitches for being the first people to make me aware of their existence.
Gudanov - Jul 09, 2009 11:15:25 am PDT #15914 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Simple in concept, terrifying in application.
Polter-Cow - Jul 09, 2009 11:16:21 am PDT #15915 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I just wonder who ELSE might have pants on fire...
My pants may be a little heated, but we'll never know until my bedroom gets a little heated.
billytea - Jul 09, 2009 11:16:48 am PDT #15916 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Running out of storage space in the noggin? Afraid you'll need to start forgetting obscure animal facts in order to learn more stuff?
Wow, that'd be a crappy trade.