Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Jul 09, 2009 10:46:35 am PDT #15904 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Trudy, not only was I earwormed before I got to the bit, but I am STILL earwormed. Damn you! Damn you to heck! There's a fine, fine line...

It's true!


omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 10:49:25 am PDT #15905 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ugg. I finally return phone call of person #2, and person #1 did *not* call. But person #2 couldn't talk just now, so will call back later.

Sometimes, I really hate the phone.


Steph L. - Jul 09, 2009 10:59:16 am PDT #15906 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

People, Buffistas have more imagination than just about anyone other than Willy Wonka, and you can't figure what slings are for?

Sexing it up, y'all. Among other things.

I always feel really vanilla.

Yeah, Teppy used to say that too...

Dude, I've explained this once. I didn't even want to admit that I had a teeny bit of interest in Teh Kink, so I said I was vanilla. I was all repressed and shit.

So I lied.


tommyrot - Jul 09, 2009 11:00:22 am PDT #15907 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So I lied.

Well, it was for a good cause....


Steph L. - Jul 09, 2009 11:05:14 am PDT #15908 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I figure, if that's the worst lie I ever tell, I'm doing pretty good.


Trudy Booth - Jul 09, 2009 11:05:30 am PDT #15909 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Dude, I've explained this once. I didn't even want to admit that I had a teeny bit of interest in Teh Kink, so I said I was vanilla. I was all repressed and shit.

So I lied.

I know this! I doubt it not! I just wonder who ELSE might have pants on fire...


Laga - Jul 09, 2009 11:06:14 am PDT #15910 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I just skipped ahead about 450 posts and landed here:

Fred Pete - For the first time in three weeks, I'm caught up on the board. And Bitches is discussing asshooks.

There's a lesson there. I'm not sure what it is.

word.


Laga - Jul 09, 2009 11:08:27 am PDT #15911 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I have not lied about my kinks to my extremely inquisitive mother but I have reduced them considerably in scope. I couldn't hide shit from her if I tried. You all have heard my outing story, I think- where she asked if I was bi and then went on to name the girl I was in love with.


Gudanov - Jul 09, 2009 11:10:34 am PDT #15912 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

There's a lesson there. I'm not sure what it is.

Skipping posts is to traveling in hyperspace what asshooks are to strong gravity wells.


Laga - Jul 09, 2009 11:13:54 am PDT #15913 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm pretty sure I know what asshooks are but congratulations Bitches for being the first people to make me aware of their existence.