I have not lied about my kinks to my extremely inquisitive mother but I have reduced them considerably in scope. I couldn't hide shit from her if I tried. You all have heard my outing story, I think- where she asked if I was bi and then went on to name the girl I was in love with.
Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.
'Destiny'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Jul 09, 2009 11:08:27 am PDT #15911 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Gudanov - Jul 09, 2009 11:10:34 am PDT #15912 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
There's a lesson there. I'm not sure what it is.
Skipping posts is to traveling in hyperspace what asshooks are to strong gravity wells.
Laga - Jul 09, 2009 11:13:54 am PDT #15913 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I'm pretty sure I know what asshooks are but congratulations Bitches for being the first people to make me aware of their existence.
Gudanov - Jul 09, 2009 11:15:25 am PDT #15914 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Simple in concept, terrifying in application.
Polter-Cow - Jul 09, 2009 11:16:21 am PDT #15915 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I just wonder who ELSE might have pants on fire...
My pants may be a little heated, but we'll never know until my bedroom gets a little heated.
billytea - Jul 09, 2009 11:16:48 am PDT #15916 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Running out of storage space in the noggin? Afraid you'll need to start forgetting obscure animal facts in order to learn more stuff?
Wow, that'd be a crappy trade.
Laga - Jul 09, 2009 11:17:34 am PDT #15917 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I am sooo glad I went back and read the whitefont. Sometimes my imagination is more evil than reality.
Sean K - Jul 09, 2009 11:19:32 am PDT #15918 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Because nobody brought the asshooks?
You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.
And now all I can hear is Richard Nixon saying "Ass-sticks. Ass-sticks. ASS. ASS. Sticks."
I blame you.
omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 11:20:52 am PDT #15919 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
People, Buffistas have more imagination than just about anyone other than Willy Wonka, and you can't figure what slings are for?This dude hasn't gotten any in YEARS! I can't get past just imagining vanilla lovin'. Wait, does going down count as vanilla?
Steph L. - Jul 09, 2009 11:20:57 am PDT #15920 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I realize that I started the whole asshook thing, so this is only what I deserve, but now I have an endless loop in my head of Beavis (or was it Butthead?) doing his Cornholio bit.