If I had an asshook
I'd asshook in the morning
I'd asshook in the evening
All over this land
I'd asshook out danger
I'd asshook out a warning
I'd asshook out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land
As Willow goes, so goes my nation.
Oz ,'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Jul 09, 2009 10:12:48 am PDT #15892 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Polter-Cow - Jul 09, 2009 10:14:00 am PDT #15893 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I'm really, really sorry I ever read my husband's whitefont
I'm really, really glad he was kind enough to whitefont it.
erikaj - Jul 09, 2009 10:15:32 am PDT #15894 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Not exactly vanilla, but I am a dumb white girl from Glendale and I don't need to know this shit.(to paraphrase Stan Bolander) It was hard enough to explain to my mother that furries were a Thing and the guys at Entourage did not make them up.
meara - Jul 09, 2009 10:18:21 am PDT #15895 of 30000
Hee. On a completely different note from asshooks...
I was a chemistry major!
Which is totally related to baking cupcakes.
omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 10:19:43 am PDT #15896 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
You've never been to a Diablo Sound meetingSuddenly much happier I moved to Dallas.
Um. Did someone mention cupcakes?? WhereWhereWhere???
billytea - Jul 09, 2009 10:21:37 am PDT #15897 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I have an Arts degree (pure mathematics, ancient history and law) and a Commerce degree (economics, actuarial studies, accounting, stats and philosophy). And a Fellowship of the Institute of Actuaries of Australia (another two years' study), a CFA charter (another three years' study) and an enrolment in a Master of Finance. And, I suspect, a serious problem.
omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 10:28:33 am PDT #15898 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Ugg, I've been waiting for Hard!To!Reach person to call me since 11am (as promised) and waiting to call someone else back for fear of getting call from H!T!R person just as I start other call. Uggg.
Fay - Jul 09, 2009 10:29:37 am PDT #15899 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
hugs board
Oh, I do love you people!
I was going to ask for clarification wrt the purpose of the asshook, but Hec threw himself onto that grenade already. Um. Thank you, I think.
considers
Yeah, thank you. The puzzlement was annoying. And the purpose is so much less worrying than the whole load-bearing or suspension notions that had originally flittered through my mind.
Trudy, not only was I earwormed before I got to the t Princeton bit, but I am STILL earwormed. Damn you! Damn you to heck! There's a fine, fine line...
I loved the William Carlos Williams picture like Dean loves pie. And I feel a warm little glow of satisfaction that we've got Omnis mentally slashing people in crappy movies. Go Team!
Toddson - Jul 09, 2009 10:30:04 am PDT #15900 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
he he ... I have a degree in Classical and Near Eastern Archaeology. Useful, right? The college also had a course in Ethnomusicology - discussing it with some other liberal arts school graduates, that won the price for most obscure/least useful in the real world subject.
billytea - Jul 09, 2009 10:42:46 am PDT #15901 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
he he ... I have a degree in Classical and Near Eastern Archaeology. Useful, right?
Sure, if you hoped for a life in ruins.
(No-o-o-o-obody knows... the rubble I've seen...)