'Beneath You'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
People, Buffistas have more imagination than just about anyone other than Willy Wonka, and you can't figure what slings are for?
Sexing it up, y'all. Among other things.
I always feel really vanilla.
Yeah, Teppy used to say that too...
Dude, I've explained this once. I didn't even want to admit that I had a teeny bit of interest in Teh Kink, so I said I was vanilla. I was all repressed and shit.
So I lied.
So I lied.
Well, it was for a good cause....
I figure, if that's the worst lie I ever tell, I'm doing pretty good.
Dude, I've explained this once. I didn't even want to admit that I had a teeny bit of interest in Teh Kink, so I said I was vanilla. I was all repressed and shit.
So I lied.
I know this! I doubt it not! I just wonder who ELSE might have pants on fire...
I just skipped ahead about 450 posts and landed here:
Fred Pete - For the first time in three weeks, I'm caught up on the board. And Bitches is discussing asshooks.
There's a lesson there. I'm not sure what it is.
word.
I have not lied about my kinks to my extremely inquisitive mother but I have reduced them considerably in scope. I couldn't hide shit from her if I tried. You all have heard my outing story, I think- where she asked if I was bi and then went on to name the girl I was in love with.
There's a lesson there. I'm not sure what it is.
Skipping posts is to traveling in hyperspace what asshooks are to strong gravity wells.
I'm pretty sure I know what asshooks are but congratulations Bitches for being the first people to make me aware of their existence.
Simple in concept, terrifying in application.
I just wonder who ELSE might have pants on fire...
My pants may be a little heated, but we'll never know until my bedroom gets a little heated.