I am seeking a woman who LOVES it that I have put so much thought into creating a fabulous, transcendent relationship
...with a doormat.
Don't kill anyone if you don't have to. We're here to make a deal.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Dana - Jun 24, 2009 4:57:46 pm PDT #13867 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Jessica - Jun 24, 2009 4:58:24 pm PDT #13868 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
OMG, Hil wasn't even quoting the best parts:
I'm a deeply spiritual man. As I explain in detail below, my guidance comes directly from God (or, as my Buddhist friends would say, from my Buddha Nature). I am well aware that you might think otherwise. As you read my message, you might conclude that I have an over-inflated ego and that, rather than following "divine guidance," I should instead work on "getting over myself"—and, indeed, given the expansiveness of my message, that would be a very "normal" reaction for you to have.
This guy needs to be "reported" to the Bureau For Abuse Of "Capital Letters" And "Quotation Marks" immediately.
Jessica - Jun 24, 2009 5:00:57 pm PDT #13869 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
But lest we think this man has no standards at all:
She is NOT a Scientologist.
Gris - Jun 24, 2009 5:08:41 pm PDT #13870 of 30000
Hey. New board.
I also wrote very long Craigslist ads and only wanted people who liked long Craigslist ads to respond, once upon a time.
I also don't want a Scientologist.
... Other than that, I don't have much in common with that guy.
(okay, I kind of like actresses, though I don't specifically want ones who hate the media tyrants.)
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:14:12 pm PDT #13871 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
This is my favorite so far:
3.4. Social:
She is RELIABLE about phone calls and dates with me.
Uh huh.
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:14:48 pm PDT #13872 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
OMG, this freakazoid lives in MY CITY? Figures.
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:16:22 pm PDT #13873 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
If she has been victimized by an ex-boyfriend or ex-husband who has been violent, severely emotionally abusive, engaged in crimes that harm other people, and/or abuses alcohol or drugs, then she must be 100% disconnected from him except for minimal contacts required to comply with a court order pursuant to children or financial support.
OMGSOCREEPY!
DebetEsse - Jun 24, 2009 5:16:22 pm PDT #13874 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Seanie, you live in Los Angeles. He is far from the crazy-ass-est human in the city.
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:17:30 pm PDT #13875 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
She would be EXTREMELY interested in participating in creating an extraordinary new television show designed to change all that and that will be distributed in a manner that the tyrants cannot touch.
Public access cable?
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:18:29 pm PDT #13876 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
He is far from the crazy-ass-est human in the city.
No, but most of his competition sleeps in a cardboard box and smells bad.