Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DebetEsse - Jun 24, 2009 5:16:22 pm PDT #13874 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Seanie, you live in Los Angeles. He is far from the crazy-ass-est human in the city.


Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:17:30 pm PDT #13875 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

She would be EXTREMELY interested in participating in creating an extraordinary new television show designed to change all that and that will be distributed in a manner that the tyrants cannot touch.

Public access cable?


Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:18:29 pm PDT #13876 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

He is far from the crazy-ass-est human in the city.

No, but most of his competition sleeps in a cardboard box and smells bad.


Steph L. - Jun 24, 2009 5:18:40 pm PDT #13877 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

She loves others unconditionally, meaning that even if they impose a "condition" of rejecting or betraying or harming her, she keeps loving them anyway.

IOW, I will cheat on you, often, and you need to be cool with it. Also, I have a tiny, tiny penis.


Steph L. - Jun 24, 2009 5:19:31 pm PDT #13878 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

No, but most of his competition sleeps in a cardboard box and smells bad.

He could be using a computer at the public library since he doesn't have wifi in his box.


Dana - Jun 24, 2009 5:19:35 pm PDT #13879 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

But look at the bright side -- children are okay!


Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:19:58 pm PDT #13880 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

As our success unfolds, she will be willing to travel the world with me, to appear on television with me, and to work with me—sometimes together, sometimes separately—on a large number of projects in a diversity of fields that will reduce human suffering.

Our homemade porn will reduce much suffering.


tommyrot - Jun 24, 2009 5:21:55 pm PDT #13881 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

She loves others unconditionally, meaning that even if they impose a "condition" of rejecting or betraying or harming her, she keeps loving them anyway

IOW, I will cheat on you, often, and you need to be cool with it. Also, I have a tiny, tiny penis.

But Teppy, she can't help it, as her mature love cannot sour into hatred.


tommyrot - Jun 24, 2009 5:22:49 pm PDT #13882 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Our homemade porn will reduce much suffering.

Especially if it comes with large labels that say, "WARNING: DO NOT WATCH."


WindSparrow - Jun 24, 2009 5:23:22 pm PDT #13883 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Please accept my apology for the length of this message. There is really no way to condense it into a nutshell, so if it's too long for you, then we are not a match. I wish you the best of luck finding the relationship you want and deserve. I am seeking a woman who LOVES it that I have put so much thought into creating a fabulous, transcendent relationship... someone who ENJOYS reading my lengthy message!

OMG when did my mother become a man, move to LA, and start trying internet dating? Flee, flee, innocent townspeople!