This is my favorite so far:
3.4. Social:
She is RELIABLE about phone calls and dates with me.
Uh huh.
Zoe: Uh huh. River, honey? He's putting the hair away now. River: It'll still be there... waiting.
'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:14:12 pm PDT #13871 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:14:48 pm PDT #13872 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
OMG, this freakazoid lives in MY CITY? Figures.
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:16:22 pm PDT #13873 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
If she has been victimized by an ex-boyfriend or ex-husband who has been violent, severely emotionally abusive, engaged in crimes that harm other people, and/or abuses alcohol or drugs, then she must be 100% disconnected from him except for minimal contacts required to comply with a court order pursuant to children or financial support.
OMGSOCREEPY!
DebetEsse - Jun 24, 2009 5:16:22 pm PDT #13874 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Seanie, you live in Los Angeles. He is far from the crazy-ass-est human in the city.
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:17:30 pm PDT #13875 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
She would be EXTREMELY interested in participating in creating an extraordinary new television show designed to change all that and that will be distributed in a manner that the tyrants cannot touch.
Public access cable?
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:18:29 pm PDT #13876 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
He is far from the crazy-ass-est human in the city.
No, but most of his competition sleeps in a cardboard box and smells bad.
Steph L. - Jun 24, 2009 5:18:40 pm PDT #13877 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
She loves others unconditionally, meaning that even if they impose a "condition" of rejecting or betraying or harming her, she keeps loving them anyway.
IOW, I will cheat on you, often, and you need to be cool with it. Also, I have a tiny, tiny penis.
Steph L. - Jun 24, 2009 5:19:31 pm PDT #13878 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
No, but most of his competition sleeps in a cardboard box and smells bad.
He could be using a computer at the public library since he doesn't have wifi in his box.
Dana - Jun 24, 2009 5:19:35 pm PDT #13879 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
But look at the bright side -- children are okay!
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:19:58 pm PDT #13880 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
As our success unfolds, she will be willing to travel the world with me, to appear on television with me, and to work with me—sometimes together, sometimes separately—on a large number of projects in a diversity of fields that will reduce human suffering.
Our homemade porn will reduce much suffering.