Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Jun 24, 2009 5:00:57 pm PDT #13869 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

But lest we think this man has no standards at all:

She is NOT a Scientologist.


Gris - Jun 24, 2009 5:08:41 pm PDT #13870 of 30000
Hey. New board.

I also wrote very long Craigslist ads and only wanted people who liked long Craigslist ads to respond, once upon a time.

I also don't want a Scientologist.

... Other than that, I don't have much in common with that guy.

(okay, I kind of like actresses, though I don't specifically want ones who hate the media tyrants.)


Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:14:12 pm PDT #13871 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

This is my favorite so far:

3.4. Social:

She is RELIABLE about phone calls and dates with me.

Uh huh.


Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:14:48 pm PDT #13872 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

OMG, this freakazoid lives in MY CITY? Figures.


Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:16:22 pm PDT #13873 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

If she has been victimized by an ex-boyfriend or ex-husband who has been violent, severely emotionally abusive, engaged in crimes that harm other people, and/or abuses alcohol or drugs, then she must be 100% disconnected from him except for minimal contacts required to comply with a court order pursuant to children or financial support.

OMGSOCREEPY!


DebetEsse - Jun 24, 2009 5:16:22 pm PDT #13874 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Seanie, you live in Los Angeles. He is far from the crazy-ass-est human in the city.


Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:17:30 pm PDT #13875 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

She would be EXTREMELY interested in participating in creating an extraordinary new television show designed to change all that and that will be distributed in a manner that the tyrants cannot touch.

Public access cable?


Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:18:29 pm PDT #13876 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

He is far from the crazy-ass-est human in the city.

No, but most of his competition sleeps in a cardboard box and smells bad.


Steph L. - Jun 24, 2009 5:18:40 pm PDT #13877 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

She loves others unconditionally, meaning that even if they impose a "condition" of rejecting or betraying or harming her, she keeps loving them anyway.

IOW, I will cheat on you, often, and you need to be cool with it. Also, I have a tiny, tiny penis.


Steph L. - Jun 24, 2009 5:19:31 pm PDT #13878 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

No, but most of his competition sleeps in a cardboard box and smells bad.

He could be using a computer at the public library since he doesn't have wifi in his box.