OMG, Hil wasn't even quoting the best parts:
I'm a deeply spiritual man. As I explain in detail below, my guidance comes directly from God (or, as my Buddhist friends would say, from my Buddha Nature). I am well aware that you might think otherwise. As you read my message, you might conclude that I have an over-inflated ego and that, rather than following "divine guidance," I should instead work on "getting over myself"—and, indeed, given the expansiveness of my message, that would be a very "normal" reaction for you to have.
This guy needs to be "reported" to the Bureau For Abuse Of "Capital Letters" And "Quotation Marks" immediately.
But lest we think this man has no standards at all:
She is NOT a Scientologist.
I also wrote very long Craigslist ads and only wanted people who liked long Craigslist ads to respond, once upon a time.
I also don't want a Scientologist.
... Other than that, I don't have much in common with that guy.
(okay, I kind of like actresses, though I don't specifically want ones who hate the media tyrants.)
This is my favorite so far:
3.4. Social:
She is RELIABLE about phone calls and dates with me.
Uh huh.
OMG, this freakazoid lives in MY CITY? Figures.
Seanie, you live in Los Angeles. He is far from the crazy-ass-est human in the city.
He is far from the crazy-ass-est human in the city.
No, but most of his competition sleeps in a cardboard box and smells bad.
She loves others unconditionally, meaning that even if they impose a "condition" of rejecting or betraying or harming her, she keeps loving them anyway.
IOW, I will cheat on you, often, and you need to be cool with it. Also, I have a tiny, tiny penis.
