That sounds yum, Hil!
I'm bored. There is no hospitality suite in my apartment and no buffistas.
Two steaming cups of chocolate goodness. Courtesy of whomever I swiped it from out of the cupboard.
Ben ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - Jun 24, 2009 4:25:19 pm PDT #13857 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Hil R. - Jun 24, 2009 4:28:46 pm PDT #13858 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Man looking for his Goddess. [link]
Her mind is frequently peaceful.
She loves others unconditionally, meaning that even if they impose a "condition" of rejecting or betraying or harming her, she keeps loving them anyway.... her mature love cannot sour into hatred.
She is extremely attractive. She's HOT. She turns heads wherever she goes.
Her hair is her own and at least to her shoulders. Alternatively, she is willing to grow her hair long for me and keep it long for me.
She is either a vegetarian, or she would like to be one if she could do so without it adversely impacting her energy or health.
She is interested in couples dancing, including Swing, Salsa, Waltz and Fox Trot. (I'm okay at East Coast Swing, but I need a lot more lessons on all the dances! Taking dance lessons would be a GREAT thing to do together.)
Hil R. - Jun 24, 2009 4:30:23 pm PDT #13859 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
A bit more:
She is either an experienced actress or would like to be one. She is deeply interested in theater, film and television production, but is unhappy with the manner in which the media are controlled by the dark powers that substantially control the world today. She would be EXTREMELY interested in participating in creating an extraordinary new television show designed to change all that and that will be distributed in a manner that the tyrants cannot touch.
If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.
Dana - Jun 24, 2009 4:30:30 pm PDT #13860 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Why doesn't he just take out a Craigslist ad saying "Looking for doormat"?
Edit: Or, possibly "Looking for Doormat and Former Whore"?
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2009 4:32:32 pm PDT #13861 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is it petty of me that I hope he never finds exactly what he's looking for?
And it's an important part of my Global Vision.
I don't wanna know....
Fay - Jun 24, 2009 4:35:42 pm PDT #13862 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
...
has no words
Wow.
Um. 'kay.
Meanwhile, Note To Self: Do not feed the Energy Creature. (Energy Creature in this case being Bev's YouTube vid-making teenaged boy.) Arguing with teenagers on the internet is not going to be a constructive pursuit, even if the temptation to engage and smack them upside the stupid head is almost overwhelming.
Calli - Jun 24, 2009 4:36:50 pm PDT #13863 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
She has the COURAGE to unite with and give her full Goddess support to a powerful man (me) who dares to believe that tyranny can be eliminated from the face of this earth during our lifetime.
I think if you have to specify [i.e. (me)], you probably don't qualify.
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2009 4:38:48 pm PDT #13864 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If tyranny is not eliminated from the face of this Earth, would that be grounds for divorce?
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 4:38:49 pm PDT #13865 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Edit: Or, possibly "Looking for Doormat and Former Whore"?
More like "Current Whore Willing to Quite and Become Live-In Doormat - Supermodel Looks Only."
Jessica - Jun 24, 2009 4:55:38 pm PDT #13866 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Well Sean and Dana, obviously neither of you is Goddess quality!
Please accept my apology for the length of this message. There is really no way to condense it into a nutshell, so if it's too long for you, then we are not a match. I wish you the best of luck finding the relationship you want and deserve. I am seeking a woman who LOVES it that I have put so much thought into creating a fabulous, transcendent relationship... someone who ENJOYS reading my lengthy message!
So THERE!