Simon ,'Objects In Space'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I also wrote very long Craigslist ads and only wanted people who liked long Craigslist ads to respond, once upon a time.
I also don't want a Scientologist.
... Other than that, I don't have much in common with that guy.
(okay, I kind of like actresses, though I don't specifically want ones who hate the media tyrants.)
This is my favorite so far:
3.4. Social:
She is RELIABLE about phone calls and dates with me.
Uh huh.
OMG, this freakazoid lives in MY CITY? Figures.
If she has been victimized by an ex-boyfriend or ex-husband who has been violent, severely emotionally abusive, engaged in crimes that harm other people, and/or abuses alcohol or drugs, then she must be 100% disconnected from him except for minimal contacts required to comply with a court order pursuant to children or financial support.
OMGSOCREEPY!
Seanie, you live in Los Angeles. He is far from the crazy-ass-est human in the city.
She would be EXTREMELY interested in participating in creating an extraordinary new television show designed to change all that and that will be distributed in a manner that the tyrants cannot touch.
Public access cable?
He is far from the crazy-ass-est human in the city.
No, but most of his competition sleeps in a cardboard box and smells bad.
She loves others unconditionally, meaning that even if they impose a "condition" of rejecting or betraying or harming her, she keeps loving them anyway.
IOW, I will cheat on you, often, and you need to be cool with it. Also, I have a tiny, tiny penis.
No, but most of his competition sleeps in a cardboard box and smells bad.
He could be using a computer at the public library since he doesn't have wifi in his box.
But look at the bright side -- children are okay!