If tyranny is not eliminated from the face of this Earth, would that be grounds for divorce?
You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2009 4:38:48 pm PDT #13864 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 4:38:49 pm PDT #13865 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Edit: Or, possibly "Looking for Doormat and Former Whore"?
More like "Current Whore Willing to Quite and Become Live-In Doormat - Supermodel Looks Only."
Jessica - Jun 24, 2009 4:55:38 pm PDT #13866 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Well Sean and Dana, obviously neither of you is Goddess quality!
Please accept my apology for the length of this message. There is really no way to condense it into a nutshell, so if it's too long for you, then we are not a match. I wish you the best of luck finding the relationship you want and deserve. I am seeking a woman who LOVES it that I have put so much thought into creating a fabulous, transcendent relationship... someone who ENJOYS reading my lengthy message!
So THERE!
Dana - Jun 24, 2009 4:57:46 pm PDT #13867 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
I am seeking a woman who LOVES it that I have put so much thought into creating a fabulous, transcendent relationship
...with a doormat.
Jessica - Jun 24, 2009 4:58:24 pm PDT #13868 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
OMG, Hil wasn't even quoting the best parts:
I'm a deeply spiritual man. As I explain in detail below, my guidance comes directly from God (or, as my Buddhist friends would say, from my Buddha Nature). I am well aware that you might think otherwise. As you read my message, you might conclude that I have an over-inflated ego and that, rather than following "divine guidance," I should instead work on "getting over myself"—and, indeed, given the expansiveness of my message, that would be a very "normal" reaction for you to have.
This guy needs to be "reported" to the Bureau For Abuse Of "Capital Letters" And "Quotation Marks" immediately.
Jessica - Jun 24, 2009 5:00:57 pm PDT #13869 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
But lest we think this man has no standards at all:
She is NOT a Scientologist.
Gris - Jun 24, 2009 5:08:41 pm PDT #13870 of 30000
Hey. New board.
I also wrote very long Craigslist ads and only wanted people who liked long Craigslist ads to respond, once upon a time.
I also don't want a Scientologist.
... Other than that, I don't have much in common with that guy.
(okay, I kind of like actresses, though I don't specifically want ones who hate the media tyrants.)
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:14:12 pm PDT #13871 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
This is my favorite so far:
3.4. Social:
She is RELIABLE about phone calls and dates with me.
Uh huh.
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:14:48 pm PDT #13872 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
OMG, this freakazoid lives in MY CITY? Figures.
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:16:22 pm PDT #13873 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
If she has been victimized by an ex-boyfriend or ex-husband who has been violent, severely emotionally abusive, engaged in crimes that harm other people, and/or abuses alcohol or drugs, then she must be 100% disconnected from him except for minimal contacts required to comply with a court order pursuant to children or financial support.
OMGSOCREEPY!