Man looking for his Goddess. [link]

Her mind is frequently peaceful.

She loves others unconditionally, meaning that even if they impose a "condition" of rejecting or betraying or harming her, she keeps loving them anyway.... her mature love cannot sour into hatred.

She is extremely attractive. She's HOT. She turns heads wherever she goes.

Her hair is her own and at least to her shoulders. Alternatively, she is willing to grow her hair long for me and keep it long for me.

She is either a vegetarian, or she would like to be one if she could do so without it adversely impacting her energy or health.

She is interested in couples dancing, including Swing, Salsa, Waltz and Fox Trot. (I'm okay at East Coast Swing, but I need a lot more lessons on all the dances! Taking dance lessons would be a GREAT thing to do together.)

A bit more:

She is either an experienced actress or would like to be one. She is deeply interested in theater, film and television production, but is unhappy with the manner in which the media are controlled by the dark powers that substantially control the world today. She would be EXTREMELY interested in participating in creating an extraordinary new television show designed to change all that and that will be distributed in a manner that the tyrants cannot touch.

If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.

Why doesn't he just take out a Craigslist ad saying "Looking for doormat"?

Edit: Or, possibly "Looking for Doormat and Former Whore"?

Is it petty of me that I hope he never finds exactly what he's looking for?

And it's an important part of my Global Vision.

I don't wanna know....

...

has no words

Wow.

Um. 'kay.

Meanwhile, Note To Self: Do not feed the Energy Creature. (Energy Creature in this case being Bev's YouTube vid-making teenaged boy.) Arguing with teenagers on the internet is not going to be a constructive pursuit, even if the temptation to engage and smack them upside the stupid head is almost overwhelming.

She has the COURAGE to unite with and give her full Goddess support to a powerful man (me) who dares to believe that tyranny can be eliminated from the face of this earth during our lifetime.

I think if you have to specify [i.e. (me)], you probably don't qualify.

If tyranny is not eliminated from the face of this Earth, would that be grounds for divorce?

Edit: Or, possibly "Looking for Doormat and Former Whore"?

More like "Current Whore Willing to Quite and Become Live-In Doormat - Supermodel Looks Only."

Well Sean and Dana, obviously neither of you is Goddess quality!

Please accept my apology for the length of this message. There is really no way to condense it into a nutshell, so if it's too long for you, then we are not a match. I wish you the best of luck finding the relationship you want and deserve. I am seeking a woman who LOVES it that I have put so much thought into creating a fabulous, transcendent relationship... someone who ENJOYS reading my lengthy message!

So THERE!

I am seeking a woman who LOVES it that I have put so much thought into creating a fabulous, transcendent relationship

...with a doormat.