A bit more:

She is either an experienced actress or would like to be one. She is deeply interested in theater, film and television production, but is unhappy with the manner in which the media are controlled by the dark powers that substantially control the world today. She would be EXTREMELY interested in participating in creating an extraordinary new television show designed to change all that and that will be distributed in a manner that the tyrants cannot touch.

If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.

Why doesn't he just take out a Craigslist ad saying "Looking for doormat"?

Edit: Or, possibly "Looking for Doormat and Former Whore"?

Is it petty of me that I hope he never finds exactly what he's looking for?

And it's an important part of my Global Vision.

I don't wanna know....

...

has no words

Wow.

Um. 'kay.

Meanwhile, Note To Self: Do not feed the Energy Creature. (Energy Creature in this case being Bev's YouTube vid-making teenaged boy.) Arguing with teenagers on the internet is not going to be a constructive pursuit, even if the temptation to engage and smack them upside the stupid head is almost overwhelming.

She has the COURAGE to unite with and give her full Goddess support to a powerful man (me) who dares to believe that tyranny can be eliminated from the face of this earth during our lifetime.

I think if you have to specify [i.e. (me)], you probably don't qualify.

If tyranny is not eliminated from the face of this Earth, would that be grounds for divorce?

Edit: Or, possibly "Looking for Doormat and Former Whore"?

More like "Current Whore Willing to Quite and Become Live-In Doormat - Supermodel Looks Only."

Well Sean and Dana, obviously neither of you is Goddess quality!

Please accept my apology for the length of this message. There is really no way to condense it into a nutshell, so if it's too long for you, then we are not a match. I wish you the best of luck finding the relationship you want and deserve. I am seeking a woman who LOVES it that I have put so much thought into creating a fabulous, transcendent relationship... someone who ENJOYS reading my lengthy message!

So THERE!

I am seeking a woman who LOVES it that I have put so much thought into creating a fabulous, transcendent relationship

...with a doormat.

OMG, Hil wasn't even quoting the best parts:

I'm a deeply spiritual man. As I explain in detail below, my guidance comes directly from God (or, as my Buddhist friends would say, from my Buddha Nature). I am well aware that you might think otherwise. As you read my message, you might conclude that I have an over-inflated ego and that, rather than following "divine guidance," I should instead work on "getting over myself"—and, indeed, given the expansiveness of my message, that would be a very "normal" reaction for you to have.

This guy needs to be "reported" to the Bureau For Abuse Of "Capital Letters" And "Quotation Marks" immediately.