OK, I'm getting a better sense of the hook, but still not getting it. But then again, there are a lot of S&M/BDSM things I really don't get. Not in a judgmental way. More as in a super vanilla never exposed to it kind of way. Let's not forget, I had one g/f who thought if I (a heterosexual male) went down on her, it would make her a lesbian. Ya. Boy, when I finally unshy enough to pick one, can I pick them, eh?
ION, does anyone else want to watch the Pix & Luggage show? Sounds entertaining, no? :: ducks from glare that Pix is sending me thru the interwebs ::
I wish you had a wii, omnis.
I'm still happily ignoring ass hook talk.
The parents came home, but I get to spend the afternoon with mother and baby tomorrow.
She thought *what*, Omnis? Seriously? This is why sex ed is a good idea. They should let me teach it. Or, no, maybe not.
Me too Laga.
Zen. Ya. Crazy, huh? The lifeguard I was seeing thought any ANY physical contact in public was dirty and gross. Never got a chance to kiss her, so not sure how she felt about it in private. But even hand holding she found icky. Yup, my mate picking ability is platinum.
Dude, you may be worse at attracting appropriate mates than I am. I just pick up crazy people like lint.
Let's not forget, I had one g/f who thought if I (a heterosexual male) went down on her, it would make her a lesbian. Ya. Boy, when I finally unshy enough to pick one, can I pick them, eh?
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...I gather you weren't dating her for her intellectual prowess?
He answered immediately: "You tie a rope around the sticky-out-y end, and tie the free end of the rope to the person's hair, like a hogtie." (Obviously this person has long-ish hair.)
That's what Zen said! Clearly some people have earned their Perv merit badges. I'm guessing a bit could work also.
Don't have much perv cred, but I have won a dirty-talk contest.
huh...did Omnis date Junior Soprano?
I'm going to a wedding tomorrow for someone who is 29, been dating her fiance for four years, and...is a virgin. She's a devout Catholic and so, yay on living your values? I guess? It kind of weirds me out a little, to be honest.