'Shindig'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
He answered immediately: "You tie a rope around the sticky-out-y end, and tie the free end of the rope to the person's hair, like a hogtie." (Obviously this person has long-ish hair.)
That's what Zen said! Clearly some people have earned their Perv merit badges. I'm guessing a bit could work also.
Don't have much perv cred, but I have won a dirty-talk contest. huh...did Omnis date Junior Soprano?
I'm going to a wedding tomorrow for someone who is 29, been dating her fiance for four years, and...is a virgin. She's a devout Catholic and so, yay on living your values? I guess? It kind of weirds me out a little, to be honest.
My life would be smaller without buffistas. It would also not involve brain bleach
Hm. What would a Perv merit badge look like?
(A bit would, um, reduce your options. You want a mask with a loop in the back.) (The figurative "you", of course. Not *you*.)
That weirds me out a little, too, brenda. Like, what if the couple turns out to be totally incompatible sexually? What do they do then? It also occurs to me to wonder if the groom is also a virgin.
It would also not involve brain bleach
sorry, beth...
It also occurs to me to wonder if the groom is also a virgin.
That I don't know. I can say that he is a complete tool, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to sleep with him. But presumably she has a different take on that.
(The figurative "you", of course. Not *you*.)
Hey, don't limit yourself on my account.
Brain bleach was long before this conversation
Dh is reading now....
That weirds me out a little, too, brenda. Like, what if the couple turns out to be totally incompatible sexually? What do they do then?
Ignorance is bliss?
I'm always impressed by self-discipline -- probably because I have almost none. And you can certainly be chaste without being a prude or utterly clueless.