I wish you had a wii, omnis.
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Jul 09, 2009 5:10:59 pm PDT #16045 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
sj - Jul 09, 2009 5:24:09 pm PDT #16046 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I'm still happily ignoring ass hook talk.
The parents came home, but I get to spend the afternoon with mother and baby tomorrow.
Zenkitty - Jul 09, 2009 5:28:42 pm PDT #16047 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
She thought *what*, Omnis? Seriously? This is why sex ed is a good idea. They should let me teach it. Or, no, maybe not.
omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 5:38:35 pm PDT #16048 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Me too Laga.
Zen. Ya. Crazy, huh? The lifeguard I was seeing thought any ANY physical contact in public was dirty and gross. Never got a chance to kiss her, so not sure how she felt about it in private. But even hand holding she found icky. Yup, my mate picking ability is platinum.
Zenkitty - Jul 09, 2009 5:43:10 pm PDT #16049 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Dude, you may be worse at attracting appropriate mates than I am. I just pick up crazy people like lint.
Fay - Jul 09, 2009 5:47:13 pm PDT #16050 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Let's not forget, I had one g/f who thought if I (a heterosexual male) went down on her, it would make her a lesbian. Ya. Boy, when I finally unshy enough to pick one, can I pick them, eh?
blinks
...I gather you weren't dating her for her intellectual prowess?
DavidS - Jul 09, 2009 5:48:51 pm PDT #16051 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
He answered immediately: "You tie a rope around the sticky-out-y end, and tie the free end of the rope to the person's hair, like a hogtie." (Obviously this person has long-ish hair.)
That's what Zen said! Clearly some people have earned their Perv merit badges. I'm guessing a bit could work also.
erikaj - Jul 09, 2009 5:53:12 pm PDT #16052 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Don't have much perv cred, but I have won a dirty-talk contest. huh...did Omnis date Junior Soprano?
brenda m - Jul 09, 2009 6:04:36 pm PDT #16053 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I'm going to a wedding tomorrow for someone who is 29, been dating her fiance for four years, and...is a virgin. She's a devout Catholic and so, yay on living your values? I guess? It kind of weirds me out a little, to be honest.
beth b - Jul 09, 2009 6:06:50 pm PDT #16054 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
My life would be smaller without buffistas. It would also not involve brain bleach