I'm going to a wedding tomorrow for someone who is 29, been dating her fiance for four years, and...is a virgin. She's a devout Catholic and so, yay on living your values? I guess? It kind of weirds me out a little, to be honest.
I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.
Fuffy ,'Storyteller'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
brenda m - Jul 09, 2009 6:04:36 pm PDT #16053 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
beth b - Jul 09, 2009 6:06:50 pm PDT #16054 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
My life would be smaller without buffistas. It would also not involve brain bleach
Zenkitty - Jul 09, 2009 6:10:02 pm PDT #16055 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Hm. What would a Perv merit badge look like?
(A bit would, um, reduce your options. You want a mask with a loop in the back.) (The figurative "you", of course. Not *you*.)
That weirds me out a little, too, brenda. Like, what if the couple turns out to be totally incompatible sexually? What do they do then? It also occurs to me to wonder if the groom is also a virgin.
Zenkitty - Jul 09, 2009 6:10:36 pm PDT #16056 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
It would also not involve brain bleach
sorry, beth...
brenda m - Jul 09, 2009 6:14:48 pm PDT #16057 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
It also occurs to me to wonder if the groom is also a virgin.
That I don't know. I can say that he is a complete tool, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to sleep with him. But presumably she has a different take on that.
DavidS - Jul 09, 2009 6:17:13 pm PDT #16058 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
(The figurative "you", of course. Not *you*.)
Hey, don't limit yourself on my account.
beth b - Jul 09, 2009 6:19:38 pm PDT #16059 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Brain bleach was long before this conversation
Dh is reading now....
Trudy Booth - Jul 09, 2009 6:30:56 pm PDT #16060 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
That weirds me out a little, too, brenda. Like, what if the couple turns out to be totally incompatible sexually? What do they do then?
Ignorance is bliss?
I'm always impressed by self-discipline -- probably because I have almost none. And you can certainly be chaste without being a prude or utterly clueless.
Cass - Jul 09, 2009 6:46:47 pm PDT #16061 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
SciFi changing their name to SyFy still annoys me. And makes me not watch to watch that channel ever ever again. Also instead of pronouncing it Skiffy, as I had been doing happily forever, I now pronounce it syphi, like syphilis. Fuck you marketing dept, fuck you.
Burrell - Jul 09, 2009 6:54:06 pm PDT #16062 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Learn me how to make tortillas!!
As others have said, they're easy. I succeeded on the first try, and I am not a baker. I think I found the recipe in How to Cook Everything, but it was basically flour, water, oil.