Me too Laga.

Zen. Ya. Crazy, huh? The lifeguard I was seeing thought any ANY physical contact in public was dirty and gross. Never got a chance to kiss her, so not sure how she felt about it in private. But even hand holding she found icky. Yup, my mate picking ability is platinum.

Dude, you may be worse at attracting appropriate mates than I am. I just pick up crazy people like lint.

Let's not forget, I had one g/f who thought if I (a heterosexual male) went down on her, it would make her a lesbian. Ya. Boy, when I finally unshy enough to pick one, can I pick them, eh?

blinks

...I gather you weren't dating her for her intellectual prowess?

He answered immediately: "You tie a rope around the sticky-out-y end, and tie the free end of the rope to the person's hair, like a hogtie." (Obviously this person has long-ish hair.)

That's what Zen said! Clearly some people have earned their Perv merit badges. I'm guessing a bit could work also.

Don't have much perv cred, but I have won a dirty-talk contest. huh...did Omnis date Junior Soprano?

I'm going to a wedding tomorrow for someone who is 29, been dating her fiance for four years, and...is a virgin. She's a devout Catholic and so, yay on living your values? I guess? It kind of weirds me out a little, to be honest.

My life would be smaller without buffistas. It would also not involve brain bleach

Hm. What would a Perv merit badge look like?

(A bit would, um, reduce your options. You want a mask with a loop in the back.) (The figurative "you", of course. Not *you*.)

That weirds me out a little, too, brenda. Like, what if the couple turns out to be totally incompatible sexually? What do they do then? It also occurs to me to wonder if the groom is also a virgin.

It would also not involve brain bleach

sorry, beth...

It also occurs to me to wonder if the groom is also a virgin.

That I don't know. I can say that he is a complete tool, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to sleep with him. But presumably she has a different take on that.