Dude, you may be worse at attracting appropriate mates than I am. I just pick up crazy people like lint.
Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.
Willow ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Zenkitty - Jul 09, 2009 5:43:10 pm PDT #16049 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Fay - Jul 09, 2009 5:47:13 pm PDT #16050 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Let's not forget, I had one g/f who thought if I (a heterosexual male) went down on her, it would make her a lesbian. Ya. Boy, when I finally unshy enough to pick one, can I pick them, eh?
blinks
...I gather you weren't dating her for her intellectual prowess?
DavidS - Jul 09, 2009 5:48:51 pm PDT #16051 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
He answered immediately: "You tie a rope around the sticky-out-y end, and tie the free end of the rope to the person's hair, like a hogtie." (Obviously this person has long-ish hair.)
That's what Zen said! Clearly some people have earned their Perv merit badges. I'm guessing a bit could work also.
erikaj - Jul 09, 2009 5:53:12 pm PDT #16052 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Don't have much perv cred, but I have won a dirty-talk contest. huh...did Omnis date Junior Soprano?
brenda m - Jul 09, 2009 6:04:36 pm PDT #16053 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I'm going to a wedding tomorrow for someone who is 29, been dating her fiance for four years, and...is a virgin. She's a devout Catholic and so, yay on living your values? I guess? It kind of weirds me out a little, to be honest.
beth b - Jul 09, 2009 6:06:50 pm PDT #16054 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
My life would be smaller without buffistas. It would also not involve brain bleach
Zenkitty - Jul 09, 2009 6:10:02 pm PDT #16055 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Hm. What would a Perv merit badge look like?
(A bit would, um, reduce your options. You want a mask with a loop in the back.) (The figurative "you", of course. Not *you*.)
That weirds me out a little, too, brenda. Like, what if the couple turns out to be totally incompatible sexually? What do they do then? It also occurs to me to wonder if the groom is also a virgin.
Zenkitty - Jul 09, 2009 6:10:36 pm PDT #16056 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
It would also not involve brain bleach
sorry, beth...
brenda m - Jul 09, 2009 6:14:48 pm PDT #16057 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
It also occurs to me to wonder if the groom is also a virgin.
That I don't know. I can say that he is a complete tool, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to sleep with him. But presumably she has a different take on that.
DavidS - Jul 09, 2009 6:17:13 pm PDT #16058 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
(The figurative "you", of course. Not *you*.)
Hey, don't limit yourself on my account.