Simple in concept, terrifying in application.
Kaylee: Captain seem a little funny to you at breakfast this morning? Wash: Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one.
'Heart Of Gold'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Gudanov - Jul 09, 2009 11:15:25 am PDT #15914 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Polter-Cow - Jul 09, 2009 11:16:21 am PDT #15915 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I just wonder who ELSE might have pants on fire...
My pants may be a little heated, but we'll never know until my bedroom gets a little heated.
billytea - Jul 09, 2009 11:16:48 am PDT #15916 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Running out of storage space in the noggin? Afraid you'll need to start forgetting obscure animal facts in order to learn more stuff?
Wow, that'd be a crappy trade.
Laga - Jul 09, 2009 11:17:34 am PDT #15917 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I am sooo glad I went back and read the whitefont. Sometimes my imagination is more evil than reality.
Sean K - Jul 09, 2009 11:19:32 am PDT #15918 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Because nobody brought the asshooks?
You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.
And now all I can hear is Richard Nixon saying "Ass-sticks. Ass-sticks. ASS. ASS. Sticks."
I blame you.
omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 11:20:52 am PDT #15919 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
People, Buffistas have more imagination than just about anyone other than Willy Wonka, and you can't figure what slings are for?This dude hasn't gotten any in YEARS! I can't get past just imagining vanilla lovin'. Wait, does going down count as vanilla?
Steph L. - Jul 09, 2009 11:20:57 am PDT #15920 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I realize that I started the whole asshook thing, so this is only what I deserve, but now I have an endless loop in my head of Beavis (or was it Butthead?) doing his Cornholio bit.
Laga - Jul 09, 2009 11:22:42 am PDT #15921 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I need teepee for my bunghole!
amych - Jul 09, 2009 11:23:13 am PDT #15922 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Curse you, wee Teppy.
(yes, it's Beavis. And my workday is shot.)
tommyrot - Jul 09, 2009 11:23:23 am PDT #15923 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wait, does going down count as vanilla?
It used to not, but at this point I say it does.