But look at the bright side -- children are okay!

As our success unfolds, she will be willing to travel the world with me, to appear on television with me, and to work with me—sometimes together, sometimes separately—on a large number of projects in a diversity of fields that will reduce human suffering.

Our homemade porn will reduce much suffering.

She loves others unconditionally, meaning that even if they impose a "condition" of rejecting or betraying or harming her, she keeps loving them anyway

IOW, I will cheat on you, often, and you need to be cool with it. Also, I have a tiny, tiny penis.

But Teppy, she can't help it, as her mature love cannot sour into hatred.

Our homemade porn will reduce much suffering.

Especially if it comes with large labels that say, "WARNING: DO NOT WATCH."

Please accept my apology for the length of this message. There is really no way to condense it into a nutshell, so if it's too long for you, then we are not a match. I wish you the best of luck finding the relationship you want and deserve. I am seeking a woman who LOVES it that I have put so much thought into creating a fabulous, transcendent relationship... someone who ENJOYS reading my lengthy message!

OMG when did my mother become a man, move to LA, and start trying internet dating? Flee, flee, innocent townspeople!

Volunteered in twelve semi-professional musical theater productions as set and lighting designer, technical director, chorus member and producer. Founded the YMCA-sponsored Los Angeles Young Artists Theater Company. Managed a large number of teen and adult volunteers (as many as 150 people at once). Negotiated deal with Musician's Union (Local 47) that enabled productions to have orchestras with both volunteer and paid musicians. Designed spectacular sets and lighting for Meredith Willson's The Music Man, for Richard Adler and Jerry Ross's The Pajama Game, and for Lionel Bart's Oliver!, and supervised construction and painting of all scenery for both (did the most difficult painting myself). Produced Rodgers and Hammerstein's Flower Drum Song at the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium.

This one paragraph alarms me more than you can possibly imagine. Aside from being alarmed and amazed that the poor, overworked man has the time to accomplish any of the rest of his "Global" "Vision" while single-handedly producing, designing and creating half the known theater work in all of Los Angeles, I'm even more alarmed that he may travel in circles I know.

OMGSOCREEPY

Yeah, that and the paragraph about My Goddess Does Not Have A Mental Disorder was where he crossed the line from Time Cube into Just An Asshole.

She is RELIABLE about phone calls and dates with me.

Sure. She's reliable about not answering the damned phone and never, ever making dates with the whackaloon.

I'm even more alarmed that he may travel in circles I know.

Oh... as they say, dear.

the paragraph about My Goddess Does Not Have A Mental Disorder

I'm still suffering from the cognitive dissonance between that paragraph, and the whole rest of the page screaming I HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER, YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE, TOO!

HE'S NOT CRAZY JUST VERY VERY SPIRITUAL! HE WORSHIPS THE GOD OF INAPPROPRIATE "PUNCTUATION!" THAT'S NOT CRAZY AND IF YOU WERE HIS GODDESS YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND!!