EVIL pencil boxes.
Harrow: You didn't have to wound that man. Mal: Yeah, I know, it was just funny.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Aug 10, 2009 12:17:05 pm PDT #19168 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 12:17:55 pm PDT #19169 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Gudanov - Aug 10, 2009 12:18:13 pm PDT #19170 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
And build me us a time machine!
The invention of the time machine. Now there's a never ending patent fight in the making.
Miracleman - Aug 10, 2009 12:18:13 pm PDT #19171 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Cower before the might of my cyborg ninja zombie army, fools!
Becomes
If the cyborg ninja is able to shrink before the zombie army, I can fool you!
I'd never considered shrinking them before...so much easier to transport. Why, I can bring an undead army of death across the nation in carry-on!
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2009 12:18:27 pm PDT #19172 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
EVIL pencil boxes.
...That will hold pencils of evil. That will be used to make evil grocery lists, and take evil multiple-choice tests.
Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2009 12:19:56 pm PDT #19173 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
It's what you use to take inventory at the evil petting zoo.
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2009 12:20:13 pm PDT #19174 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And build me us a time machine!
I'm waiting to suddenly remember how as a child the strange man appeared to me and told me to invest in Microsoft and google. And then suddenly I'll remember that I'm rich.
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 12:21:49 pm PDT #19175 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
StuntHusband - Aug 10, 2009 12:21:58 pm PDT #19176 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
HA HA HA!
"The FOOLS! They'll never know the depth of their idiocy as my betrayal renders them mute zombie slaves!"
finds equilibrium in
Fool! I MYUTOZONBI, rendering the depth of the stupidity of others as slaves, cheated on him!
MM, I've parsed your secret identity.
Shir - Aug 10, 2009 12:22:24 pm PDT #19177 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Shir, you evil. This is too much fun.
Surprisingly enough, it's also my seekret plan to take over the earth.
And MM's sentences are so fun to Japanese-Englished: [link]
And now, really, going to bed. Night!