take evil multiple-choice tests
But if they're truly evil, they'll say that they're No. 2 pencils, but will in reality be No. 3 pencils.
And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?
Mal ,'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Kathy A - Aug 10, 2009 12:22:39 pm PDT #19178 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Gudanov - Aug 10, 2009 12:23:41 pm PDT #19179 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Why, I can bring an undead army of death across the nation in carry-on!
Nope, X-ray scanner fries 'em. And let me tell you that can get awkward when you try to unleash the army of death. "Now you will learn of my wrath!. . .well shit, I should I sent my army of death UPS."
DavidS - Aug 10, 2009 12:25:18 pm PDT #19180 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Who's got two thumbs and is pulling a 4.0 GPA?
Sheesh, you guys are like the smartypants family.
Gudanov - Aug 10, 2009 12:29:12 pm PDT #19181 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Oh, I missed you can link to the whole party.
This is still my favorite. . .
I don’t think there is anything about me your mother would approve of.
. . .because it ends up a perfectly normal sentence at the end, but the meaning has changed wildly.
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 12:32:17 pm PDT #19182 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Gudanov - Aug 10, 2009 12:33:54 pm PDT #19183 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Okay, that one is a contender too.
StuntHusband - Aug 10, 2009 12:33:57 pm PDT #19184 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2009 12:35:55 pm PDT #19185 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
You remind me of the baby. Baby? Power and he is cute. What power? PAWABUDU. ? You. ? I will find a baby.
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2009 12:38:17 pm PDT #19186 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Can anyone guess where this came from?
Bad man Scaramouche, Fandango, silhouetto scaramouche Lightning, questions, the following emergency
Hint:
However, in a poor family, his wife, Lim, a poor boy, poor people, to spare a simple boy, I love your life? Bismillah can move! No, you take him! Bismillah MIMASEN进I please get
Miracleman - Aug 10, 2009 12:39:55 pm PDT #19187 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Bohemian Rhapsody.