My mom has three.
That explains a lot.
Joe, maybe you should go buy that clock tower penthouse to celebrate.
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Aug 10, 2009 12:05:20 pm PDT #19158 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Miracleman - Aug 10, 2009 12:06:18 pm PDT #19159 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Clock what with the who now?
I think I'll just...I don't know, sit here and grin and attempt to contain my smugness.
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 12:07:00 pm PDT #19160 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
attempt to contain my smugness
you might need the lead-lined chamber for that
Shir - Aug 10, 2009 12:07:32 pm PDT #19161 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I think I'll just...I don't know, sit here and grin and attempt to contain my smugness.
And build me us a time machine!
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 12:08:55 pm PDT #19162 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Let him complete the teleporter first!.. Oh well I guess if he builds the time machine first he can complete the teleporter first too.
Gudanov - Aug 10, 2009 12:09:57 pm PDT #19163 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
and attempt to contain my smugness.
But isn't now the time to go "Mwah-ha-ha-ha! The world shall learn of my greatness"?
Trudy Booth - Aug 10, 2009 12:11:52 pm PDT #19164 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Clock what with the who now?
Hee. Scola linked to it earlier. [link]
It just screams "evil mastermind lair" to me.
Shir - Aug 10, 2009 12:12:11 pm PDT #19165 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
OK, I guess telepoter is OK too. sigh
And now, in favor of you who don't do Natter: Enjoy the rest of your productive Monday!
Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2009 12:13:47 pm PDT #19166 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
But isn't now the time to go "Mwah-ha-ha-ha! The world shall learn of my greatness"?
No.
HEKUTARUAHAHA Mwah! I know the greatness of the world!
Miracleman - Aug 10, 2009 12:14:12 pm PDT #19167 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
But isn't now the time to go "Mwah-ha-ha-ha! The world shall learn of my greatness"?
Not until I've applied for and received scholarships and grants. Once the money is in the bank, so to speak, I can cackle maniacally and say things like "The FOOLS! They'll never know the depth of their idiocy as my betrayal renders them mute zombie slaves!" or somesuch.
I should probably also leave that out of any application letters, huh?
"Dear Smarty-pants Foundation,
I would like scads of money to continue my education. In return you will fleetingly know that you funded your own doom at the hands of an evil genius who has enslaved all mankind and holds the very world in his unbreakable iron grip. I will use the money for textbooks and pencil boxes."