Mal: Does she understand that? River: She understands. She doesn't comprehend.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 12:21:49 pm PDT #19175 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
StuntHusband - Aug 10, 2009 12:21:58 pm PDT #19176 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
HA HA HA!
"The FOOLS! They'll never know the depth of their idiocy as my betrayal renders them mute zombie slaves!"
finds equilibrium in
Fool! I MYUTOZONBI, rendering the depth of the stupidity of others as slaves, cheated on him!
MM, I've parsed your secret identity.
Shir - Aug 10, 2009 12:22:24 pm PDT #19177 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Shir, you evil. This is too much fun.
Surprisingly enough, it's also my seekret plan to take over the earth.
And MM's sentences are so fun to Japanese-Englished: [link]
And now, really, going to bed. Night!
Kathy A - Aug 10, 2009 12:22:39 pm PDT #19178 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
take evil multiple-choice tests
But if they're truly evil, they'll say that they're No. 2 pencils, but will in reality be No. 3 pencils.
Gudanov - Aug 10, 2009 12:23:41 pm PDT #19179 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Why, I can bring an undead army of death across the nation in carry-on!
Nope, X-ray scanner fries 'em. And let me tell you that can get awkward when you try to unleash the army of death. "Now you will learn of my wrath!. . .well shit, I should I sent my army of death UPS."
DavidS - Aug 10, 2009 12:25:18 pm PDT #19180 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Who's got two thumbs and is pulling a 4.0 GPA?
Sheesh, you guys are like the smartypants family.
Gudanov - Aug 10, 2009 12:29:12 pm PDT #19181 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Oh, I missed you can link to the whole party.
This is still my favorite. . .
I don’t think there is anything about me your mother would approve of.
. . .because it ends up a perfectly normal sentence at the end, but the meaning has changed wildly.
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 12:32:17 pm PDT #19182 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Gudanov - Aug 10, 2009 12:33:54 pm PDT #19183 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Okay, that one is a contender too.
StuntHusband - Aug 10, 2009 12:33:57 pm PDT #19184 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark