And build me us a time machine!
The invention of the time machine. Now there's a never ending patent fight in the making.
Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.
Anya ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Gudanov - Aug 10, 2009 12:18:13 pm PDT #19170 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Miracleman - Aug 10, 2009 12:18:13 pm PDT #19171 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Cower before the might of my cyborg ninja zombie army, fools!
Becomes
If the cyborg ninja is able to shrink before the zombie army, I can fool you!
I'd never considered shrinking them before...so much easier to transport. Why, I can bring an undead army of death across the nation in carry-on!
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2009 12:18:27 pm PDT #19172 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
EVIL pencil boxes.
...That will hold pencils of evil. That will be used to make evil grocery lists, and take evil multiple-choice tests.
Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2009 12:19:56 pm PDT #19173 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
It's what you use to take inventory at the evil petting zoo.
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2009 12:20:13 pm PDT #19174 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And build me us a time machine!
I'm waiting to suddenly remember how as a child the strange man appeared to me and told me to invest in Microsoft and google. And then suddenly I'll remember that I'm rich.
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 12:21:49 pm PDT #19175 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
StuntHusband - Aug 10, 2009 12:21:58 pm PDT #19176 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
HA HA HA!
"The FOOLS! They'll never know the depth of their idiocy as my betrayal renders them mute zombie slaves!"
finds equilibrium in
Fool! I MYUTOZONBI, rendering the depth of the stupidity of others as slaves, cheated on him!
MM, I've parsed your secret identity.
Shir - Aug 10, 2009 12:22:24 pm PDT #19177 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Shir, you evil. This is too much fun.
Surprisingly enough, it's also my seekret plan to take over the earth.
And MM's sentences are so fun to Japanese-Englished: [link]
And now, really, going to bed. Night!
Kathy A - Aug 10, 2009 12:22:39 pm PDT #19178 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
take evil multiple-choice tests
But if they're truly evil, they'll say that they're No. 2 pencils, but will in reality be No. 3 pencils.
Gudanov - Aug 10, 2009 12:23:41 pm PDT #19179 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Why, I can bring an undead army of death across the nation in carry-on!
Nope, X-ray scanner fries 'em. And let me tell you that can get awkward when you try to unleash the army of death. "Now you will learn of my wrath!. . .well shit, I should I sent my army of death UPS."