I'm just going to sit here and watch SH get his geek on, with other geeks! Because I can vaguely follow the Tolkien conversation, but that's mostly due to years of hanging out with SH.
I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Atropa - Jul 13, 2009 10:51:52 am PDT #16476 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Pix - Jul 13, 2009 10:53:17 am PDT #16477 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
Wow, not sure if it's safe to cone into the thread. Annnnnyway, I'm in Ketchikan, Alaska, and have cell access for a couple of hours. Yay! It's gray and rainy here, which is unsurprising given they measure their rainfall in feet rather than inches.
amych - Jul 13, 2009 10:54:28 am PDT #16478 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Elves don't s(h)it?
I suspect that is the implication. Or at least the wish.
(And yes, I went and looked and found hooks -- gamp or gammas, context-dependent -- but no asses.)
(Also? I DON'T EVEN LIKE TOLKIEN and I've been sucked in, curse you all.)
Jessica - Jul 13, 2009 10:54:34 am PDT #16479 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oh come now, there must be an Elvish word for "bottom" or "behind"! Get creative!
-t - Jul 13, 2009 10:55:23 am PDT #16480 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Elves don't s(h)it?
No. Lembas melts on their tongues and any minimal waste products are expelled through the skin as an ethereal glow.
StuntHusband - Jul 13, 2009 11:01:58 am PDT #16481 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Lembas melts on their tongues and any minimal waste products are expelled through the skin as an ethereal glow.
Tru dat.
Gudanov - Jul 13, 2009 11:02:28 am PDT #16482 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
No. Lembas melts on their tongues and any minimal waste products are expelled through the skin as an ethereal glow.
I can totally buy that.
Volans - Jul 13, 2009 11:02:39 am PDT #16483 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Well, Elvish is very much Finnish, so find a Finnish word for ass.
StuntHusband - Jul 13, 2009 11:03:53 am PDT #16484 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
In Sindarin, "behind-hook" would be "adelgamp".
There is no lexicon of the Finnish-like Quenya. TSOL.
Now look what you made me do?! You made me TRANSLATE ASSHOOK.
Actually, that's kinda cool. *buffs fingernails on hoodie*
Volans - Jul 13, 2009 11:05:11 am PDT #16485 of 30000
move out and draw fire
There is no lexicon of the Finnish-like Quenya.
I think ICE published one for MERP, but I'm sure it's not online.