No. Lembas melts on their tongues and any minimal waste products are expelled through the skin as an ethereal glow.
I can totally buy that.
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Gudanov - Jul 13, 2009 11:02:28 am PDT #16482 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Volans - Jul 13, 2009 11:02:39 am PDT #16483 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Well, Elvish is very much Finnish, so find a Finnish word for ass.
StuntHusband - Jul 13, 2009 11:03:53 am PDT #16484 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
In Sindarin, "behind-hook" would be "adelgamp".
There is no lexicon of the Finnish-like Quenya. TSOL.
Now look what you made me do?! You made me TRANSLATE ASSHOOK.
Actually, that's kinda cool. *buffs fingernails on hoodie*
Volans - Jul 13, 2009 11:05:11 am PDT #16485 of 30000
move out and draw fire
There is no lexicon of the Finnish-like Quenya.
I think ICE published one for MERP, but I'm sure it's not online.
-t - Jul 13, 2009 11:05:28 am PDT #16486 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
::must not filk adelgamp to the tune of Eidelweiss::
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2009 11:06:48 am PDT #16487 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
::must not filk adelgamp to the tune of Eidelweiss::
I'm not sure I'd take such an extreme stance....
Gudanov - Jul 13, 2009 11:07:33 am PDT #16488 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
In Sindarin, "behind-hook" would be "adelgamp".
If elves don't defecate then they really don't have any concept of asshooks so why do they need a word for them? Of course that begs the question, what do they do to tether the head back?
Frankenbuddha - Jul 13, 2009 11:07:40 am PDT #16489 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
::must not filk adelgamp to the tune of Eidelweiss::
OMG, we had the same thought. Very scary.
Then again, Eidelweiss is a vicious earworm.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 13, 2009 11:08:06 am PDT #16490 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Of course that begs the question, what do they do to tether the head back?
Product.
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2009 11:08:47 am PDT #16491 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If elves don't defecate then they really don't have any concept of asshooks so why do they need a word for them?
Do elves have assholes?