Oh, look at the pretties!

Kaylee ,'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


StuntHusband - Jul 13, 2009 11:01:58 am PDT #16481 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Lembas melts on their tongues and any minimal waste products are expelled through the skin as an ethereal glow.

Tru dat.


Gudanov - Jul 13, 2009 11:02:28 am PDT #16482 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

No. Lembas melts on their tongues and any minimal waste products are expelled through the skin as an ethereal glow.

I can totally buy that.


Volans - Jul 13, 2009 11:02:39 am PDT #16483 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Well, Elvish is very much Finnish, so find a Finnish word for ass.


StuntHusband - Jul 13, 2009 11:03:53 am PDT #16484 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

In Sindarin, "behind-hook" would be "adelgamp".

There is no lexicon of the Finnish-like Quenya. TSOL.

Now look what you made me do?! You made me TRANSLATE ASSHOOK.

Actually, that's kinda cool. *buffs fingernails on hoodie*


Volans - Jul 13, 2009 11:05:11 am PDT #16485 of 30000
move out and draw fire

There is no lexicon of the Finnish-like Quenya.

I think ICE published one for MERP, but I'm sure it's not online.


-t - Jul 13, 2009 11:05:28 am PDT #16486 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

::must not filk adelgamp to the tune of Eidelweiss::


tommyrot - Jul 13, 2009 11:06:48 am PDT #16487 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

::must not filk adelgamp to the tune of Eidelweiss::

I'm not sure I'd take such an extreme stance....


Gudanov - Jul 13, 2009 11:07:33 am PDT #16488 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

In Sindarin, "behind-hook" would be "adelgamp".

If elves don't defecate then they really don't have any concept of asshooks so why do they need a word for them? Of course that begs the question, what do they do to tether the head back?


Frankenbuddha - Jul 13, 2009 11:07:40 am PDT #16489 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

::must not filk adelgamp to the tune of Eidelweiss::

OMG, we had the same thought. Very scary.

Then again, Eidelweiss is a vicious earworm.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 13, 2009 11:08:06 am PDT #16490 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Of course that begs the question, what do they do to tether the head back?

Product.