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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Jul 13, 2009 11:05:28 am PDT #16486 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

::must not filk adelgamp to the tune of Eidelweiss::


tommyrot - Jul 13, 2009 11:06:48 am PDT #16487 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

::must not filk adelgamp to the tune of Eidelweiss::

I'm not sure I'd take such an extreme stance....


Gudanov - Jul 13, 2009 11:07:33 am PDT #16488 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

In Sindarin, "behind-hook" would be "adelgamp".

If elves don't defecate then they really don't have any concept of asshooks so why do they need a word for them? Of course that begs the question, what do they do to tether the head back?


Frankenbuddha - Jul 13, 2009 11:07:40 am PDT #16489 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

::must not filk adelgamp to the tune of Eidelweiss::

OMG, we had the same thought. Very scary.

Then again, Eidelweiss is a vicious earworm.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 13, 2009 11:08:06 am PDT #16490 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Of course that begs the question, what do they do to tether the head back?

Product.


tommyrot - Jul 13, 2009 11:08:47 am PDT #16491 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If elves don't defecate then they really don't have any concept of asshooks so why do they need a word for them?

Do elves have assholes?


Aims - Jul 13, 2009 11:08:51 am PDT #16492 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Then again, Eidelweiss is a vicious earworm.

Best to have it in Christopher Plummer's voice.


Aims - Jul 13, 2009 11:09:30 am PDT #16493 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Do elves have assholes?

t restrains from obvious Elrond joke.

t not very successfully


StuntHusband - Jul 13, 2009 11:10:43 am PDT #16494 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

restrains from obvious Elrond joke.

I'm so glad someone ELSE posted that before me.


erikaj - Jul 13, 2009 11:11:23 am PDT #16495 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I'm very much aware I'm not the same kind of geek as y'all at this moment. Also wondering how to translate "Get on with it, motherfucker," into any of these languages.(Stringer Bell's last words, if you're scoring at home. Or if you're alone.)