Oh come now, there must be an Elvish word for "bottom" or "behind"! Get creative!
No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?
Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
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Jessica - Jul 13, 2009 10:54:34 am PDT #16479 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
-t - Jul 13, 2009 10:55:23 am PDT #16480 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Elves don't s(h)it?
No. Lembas melts on their tongues and any minimal waste products are expelled through the skin as an ethereal glow.
StuntHusband - Jul 13, 2009 11:01:58 am PDT #16481 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Lembas melts on their tongues and any minimal waste products are expelled through the skin as an ethereal glow.
Tru dat.
Gudanov - Jul 13, 2009 11:02:28 am PDT #16482 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
No. Lembas melts on their tongues and any minimal waste products are expelled through the skin as an ethereal glow.
I can totally buy that.
Volans - Jul 13, 2009 11:02:39 am PDT #16483 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Well, Elvish is very much Finnish, so find a Finnish word for ass.
StuntHusband - Jul 13, 2009 11:03:53 am PDT #16484 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
In Sindarin, "behind-hook" would be "adelgamp".
There is no lexicon of the Finnish-like Quenya. TSOL.
Now look what you made me do?! You made me TRANSLATE ASSHOOK.
Actually, that's kinda cool. *buffs fingernails on hoodie*
Volans - Jul 13, 2009 11:05:11 am PDT #16485 of 30000
move out and draw fire
There is no lexicon of the Finnish-like Quenya.
I think ICE published one for MERP, but I'm sure it's not online.
-t - Jul 13, 2009 11:05:28 am PDT #16486 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
::must not filk adelgamp to the tune of Eidelweiss::
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2009 11:06:48 am PDT #16487 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
::must not filk adelgamp to the tune of Eidelweiss::
I'm not sure I'd take such an extreme stance....
Gudanov - Jul 13, 2009 11:07:33 am PDT #16488 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
In Sindarin, "behind-hook" would be "adelgamp".
If elves don't defecate then they really don't have any concept of asshooks so why do they need a word for them? Of course that begs the question, what do they do to tether the head back?