Now we just need someone to translate the word "asshook" into Sindarin and we'll have come full circle.
Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?
Willow ,'Empty Places'
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Jessica - Jul 13, 2009 10:41:40 am PDT #16473 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Dana - Jul 13, 2009 10:43:20 am PDT #16474 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Oh, god, stop talking about asshooks!
t gouges out own eyes, Oedipus-style
StuntHusband - Jul 13, 2009 10:51:46 am PDT #16475 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Now we just need someone to translate the word "asshook" into Sindarin and we'll have come full circle.
...what makes you think I haven't *tried*?
(un?)fortunately, the Professor left nothing anatomically-appropriate. Lots of "hands" and "eyes" and "heads" and "feet" and "hair" and "hearts" and such. No asses.
It's like old Trek - no bathrooms. They didn't NEED them? Elves don't s(h)it?
Atropa - Jul 13, 2009 10:51:52 am PDT #16476 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'm just going to sit here and watch SH get his geek on, with other geeks! Because I can vaguely follow the Tolkien conversation, but that's mostly due to years of hanging out with SH.
Pix - Jul 13, 2009 10:53:17 am PDT #16477 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
Wow, not sure if it's safe to cone into the thread. Annnnnyway, I'm in Ketchikan, Alaska, and have cell access for a couple of hours. Yay! It's gray and rainy here, which is unsurprising given they measure their rainfall in feet rather than inches.
amych - Jul 13, 2009 10:54:28 am PDT #16478 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Elves don't s(h)it?
I suspect that is the implication. Or at least the wish.
(And yes, I went and looked and found hooks -- gamp or gammas, context-dependent -- but no asses.)
(Also? I DON'T EVEN LIKE TOLKIEN and I've been sucked in, curse you all.)
Jessica - Jul 13, 2009 10:54:34 am PDT #16479 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oh come now, there must be an Elvish word for "bottom" or "behind"! Get creative!
-t - Jul 13, 2009 10:55:23 am PDT #16480 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Elves don't s(h)it?
No. Lembas melts on their tongues and any minimal waste products are expelled through the skin as an ethereal glow.
StuntHusband - Jul 13, 2009 11:01:58 am PDT #16481 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Lembas melts on their tongues and any minimal waste products are expelled through the skin as an ethereal glow.
Tru dat.
Gudanov - Jul 13, 2009 11:02:28 am PDT #16482 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
No. Lembas melts on their tongues and any minimal waste products are expelled through the skin as an ethereal glow.
I can totally buy that.