I am sooo glad I went back and read the whitefont. Sometimes my imagination is more evil than reality.
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Jul 09, 2009 11:17:34 am PDT #15917 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Sean K - Jul 09, 2009 11:19:32 am PDT #15918 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Because nobody brought the asshooks?
You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.
And now all I can hear is Richard Nixon saying "Ass-sticks. Ass-sticks. ASS. ASS. Sticks."
I blame you.
omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 11:20:52 am PDT #15919 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
People, Buffistas have more imagination than just about anyone other than Willy Wonka, and you can't figure what slings are for?This dude hasn't gotten any in YEARS! I can't get past just imagining vanilla lovin'. Wait, does going down count as vanilla?
Steph L. - Jul 09, 2009 11:20:57 am PDT #15920 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I realize that I started the whole asshook thing, so this is only what I deserve, but now I have an endless loop in my head of Beavis (or was it Butthead?) doing his Cornholio bit.
Laga - Jul 09, 2009 11:22:42 am PDT #15921 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I need teepee for my bunghole!
amych - Jul 09, 2009 11:23:13 am PDT #15922 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Curse you, wee Teppy.
(yes, it's Beavis. And my workday is shot.)
tommyrot - Jul 09, 2009 11:23:23 am PDT #15923 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wait, does going down count as vanilla?
It used to not, but at this point I say it does.
Connie Neil - Jul 09, 2009 11:24:05 am PDT #15924 of 30000
brillig
Wait, does going down count as vanilla?
French vanilla.
sj - Jul 09, 2009 11:25:17 am PDT #15925 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I'm really wishing my blackberry didn't show white font in gray because then I couldn't have read Hec's post. Someone pass the brain bleach, please.
Trudy Booth - Jul 09, 2009 11:25:29 am PDT #15926 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Wait, does going down count as vanilla?
If you're going down on a Mary Sue it likely does. Or possibly strawberry.