Gimme some milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Jun 24, 2009 3:43:09 pm PDT #13852 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Nice apron! TCG gave me one for Christmas that is of a similar style, only red with black polka dots.


Steph L. - Jun 24, 2009 3:44:12 pm PDT #13853 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Also, here is our dog, apparently laughing: [link]

That's just begging to be turned into a loldog.


sj - Jun 24, 2009 3:46:30 pm PDT #13854 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Also, here is our dog, apparently laughing: [link].

Too cute!


beth b - Jun 24, 2009 3:56:44 pm PDT #13855 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

puppy ma~~~


Hil R. - Jun 24, 2009 4:06:20 pm PDT #13856 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just made lentil stew with Turkish mystery spice. My mom went to Turkey and brought me back a box with a bunch of little containers of spices. On one of the containers, the only English words were "mix spice." I tried googling some of the Turkish words and found out that it's "meatball spice." But every site had a different list of what spices are usually in meatball spice. Based on smell, I guessed that this had cumin, red pepper, cloves, and a bunch of other things that I couldn't pick out.

So, I tried cooking it with some lentils, onions, garlic, carrots, and parsnips. Was pretty good. Then I added a pinch of dried mint, and it was yum. I still don't know anything more that's in it, though I think there's a bit of cinnamon.


sj - Jun 24, 2009 4:25:19 pm PDT #13857 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That sounds yum, Hil!

I'm bored. There is no hospitality suite in my apartment and no buffistas.


Hil R. - Jun 24, 2009 4:28:46 pm PDT #13858 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Man looking for his Goddess. [link]

Her mind is frequently peaceful.

She loves others unconditionally, meaning that even if they impose a "condition" of rejecting or betraying or harming her, she keeps loving them anyway.... her mature love cannot sour into hatred.

She is extremely attractive. She's HOT. She turns heads wherever she goes.

Her hair is her own and at least to her shoulders. Alternatively, she is willing to grow her hair long for me and keep it long for me.

She is either a vegetarian, or she would like to be one if she could do so without it adversely impacting her energy or health.

She is interested in couples dancing, including Swing, Salsa, Waltz and Fox Trot. (I'm okay at East Coast Swing, but I need a lot more lessons on all the dances! Taking dance lessons would be a GREAT thing to do together.)


Hil R. - Jun 24, 2009 4:30:23 pm PDT #13859 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

A bit more:

She is either an experienced actress or would like to be one. She is deeply interested in theater, film and television production, but is unhappy with the manner in which the media are controlled by the dark powers that substantially control the world today. She would be EXTREMELY interested in participating in creating an extraordinary new television show designed to change all that and that will be distributed in a manner that the tyrants cannot touch.

If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.


Dana - Jun 24, 2009 4:30:30 pm PDT #13860 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Why doesn't he just take out a Craigslist ad saying "Looking for doormat"?

Edit: Or, possibly "Looking for Doormat and Former Whore"?


tommyrot - Jun 24, 2009 4:32:32 pm PDT #13861 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is it petty of me that I hope he never finds exactly what he's looking for?

And it's an important part of my Global Vision.

I don't wanna know....