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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Jan 28, 2012 7:57:37 am PST #6376 of 30001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

omg and people fix the floppy ears too? But floppy ears are adorable!


billytea - Jan 28, 2012 7:59:26 am PST #6377 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

omg and people fix the floppy ears too? But floppy ears are adorable!

Sure, but how can you resist the 3-for-1 dangly bits special?


sumi - Jan 28, 2012 8:02:57 am PST #6378 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

That's what I was going to say too - why not wait 'til she's out of heat?

Heat cycles in cats last from several days to two weeks or longer, and repeat every two to three weeks.

(From About.com)


JZ - Jan 28, 2012 8:03:02 am PST #6379 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

From a bit further down on the Neuticles site:

New!TempoStay® Ear Supports For Canines

Imagine not having to bandage your puppies ears after cropping. Not having to worry about costly visits to the vet to change the dressing. Not having to worry about your pup ripping off the bandages or the discomfort and stress post operative bandaging creates for you and your beloved pet.

How about NOT FUCKING CROPPING YOUR DOG'S EARS IN THE FIRST PLACE, you barbarian fuck? Does nobody read Black Beauty anymore?


Laga - Jan 28, 2012 8:05:29 am PST #6380 of 30001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

check it higher!


Strix - Jan 28, 2012 8:06:13 am PST #6381 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

When my folks got me Gimlet as an Xmas present, they had her fixed and declawed; I was horrified about the declawing, but they know nothing about cats and didn't understand. They thought they were doing me a favor. They would NEVER crop a dogs ears or tail, but they didn't know.

I didn't explain it to my mom, because it would have made her too sad.


Vortex - Jan 28, 2012 8:07:32 am PST #6382 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Back in DC, one of my neighbors clipped their dogs' ears. I really hated seeing them walk him around the neighborhood with bandages on his ears. I thought less of them as people after that.


askye - Jan 28, 2012 8:07:37 am PST #6383 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

So, it's important to put fake nuts in a pet because getting neutered is like "having a limb cut off" because it will hurt the pet's sense of self, but it's okay to cut off other bits for cosmetic reasons?

I really hope this only lasts a few days and not a few weeks.


Strix - Jan 28, 2012 8:18:16 am PST #6384 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Is it her first heat? I think you said yes. I'd guess 5-7 days.

Try some catnip. If it affects her, it'll either knock her out or make her super-horny. If it's the former, you can keep her stoned for a week. If the latter, well, go shopping for a few hours and don't rinse, lather and repeat.


Liese S. - Jan 28, 2012 9:12:44 am PST #6385 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I am not in heat. But I am back in bed with cramps, woes. Calm down, ladybits, we are not having babies! You don't need to get all worked up like this!