There you go.
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Sep 22, 2011 6:50:39 am PDT #1 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
sj - Sep 22, 2011 6:51:10 am PDT #2 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Shiny new thread!
Laga - Sep 22, 2011 6:51:40 am PDT #3 of 30001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Thanks for the new thread!
§ ita § - Sep 22, 2011 6:52:22 am PDT #4 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
A book, or some music, or a show I think he'd like, or a snap button shirt...
And those gifts mean commitment?
Scrappy - Sep 22, 2011 6:52:32 am PDT #5 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
My first ever top ten!
Ginger - Sep 22, 2011 6:52:32 am PDT #6 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Ahhhh! New thread.
Toddson - Sep 22, 2011 6:52:56 am PDT #7 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
New thread! First 10! yay!
eta: ooh! Seven!
Fred Pete - Sep 22, 2011 6:55:45 am PDT #8 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
So rare I get to see a thread change over....
Connie Neil - Sep 22, 2011 6:56:17 am PDT #9 of 30001
brillig
Thread!
Nora Deirdre - Sep 22, 2011 7:02:03 am PDT #10 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Top 10?
And if he was trying to get a gift that effectively communicated a lack of commitment, well, it worked.
I know it wasn't mean to, but this made me laff a little.