Jokes are kind of ruined when you take about ten paragraphs to explain why they're funny. [link]
You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Hil R. - Nov 10, 2010 1:44:16 pm PST #4736 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
§ ita § - Nov 10, 2010 1:45:05 pm PST #4737 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
One of my Rayanne Graffs is in prison for embezzling millions of pounds. But mostly from that show my takeaway was that I feel really bad about my Sharon still.
P.M. Marc - Nov 10, 2010 1:50:40 pm PST #4738 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I can't believe I made someone get pearl-clutchy. Me! Isn't SWAG acceptable business lingo?
Totally. Even if it makes me grit my teeth every single time I hear or use it.
Which is, sadly, often.
Strix - Nov 10, 2010 1:55:32 pm PST #4739 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I went to "Sealed With a Ganking."
I have overseen zero IT projects, and that's fine with me.
I didn't watch that show until it re-aired in a marathon on MTV my last semester of college, when I was taking bullshit courses, and living out of my car and a friend's couch for the last month of school (because my married swinger roommates got involved with another married swinger couple, and it went south).
I watched the whole marathon one weekend when everyone was out of town, and I just smoked pot and made ramen and brownies and watched the whole damn thing. AIwasFG!
ETA: And you know, I was all ooh, maybe I shouldn't admit I smoked a lot of pot in college on the internet, and then I realized, dude, that was 16 YEARS AGO. Who cares?!
§ ita § - Nov 10, 2010 2:04:05 pm PST #4740 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I watched MSCL at the time, and tried to get my sister into it, and she pooh-poohed the idea. She later watched the MTV reruns and cried at EVERY EPISODE. She's such a wad of wet tissue paper.
My Rayanne. Fuck, that was a shock when I googled her. She was completely wild and louche in high school, and was convinced I had a secret raunchy lifestyle and was just being coy with her. Still, I wasn't expecting what she went on to do. Even bigger surprise than the tantric sex instructor classmate.
aurelia - Nov 10, 2010 2:08:15 pm PST #4741 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
SWAG=Scientific Wild Assed Guess.
Never heard that one before. I've always known it to mean free stuff, or Stuff We All Get.
Strix - Nov 10, 2010 2:09:11 pm PST #4742 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Plei, Askye -- much -ma for your loved ones.
SuziQ - Nov 10, 2010 2:09:58 pm PST #4743 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
SWAG
I work for an engineering company. I hear it all too often.
§ ita § - Nov 10, 2010 2:12:06 pm PST #4744 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Now I'm googling everyone I can remember from high school. Isn'f facebook supposed to fix that? Rachel has exactly the same hair she did 25 years ago.
PMM, askye, medical ~ma for your families.
tommyrot - Nov 10, 2010 2:22:23 pm PST #4745 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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