I'm a big girl. Just tell me.

Inara ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 10, 2010 2:22:23 pm PST #4745 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ice Cream Cookie Ottoman

Skyscraper Cat Scratching Post

ThinkGeek is featuring a skyscraper shaped cat scratching post, perfect for felines who have an urge to destroy cities.


tommyrot - Nov 10, 2010 2:38:20 pm PST #4746 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Police say woman attacked officer with sex toy

A Gurnee woman who allegedly attacked a police officer with a sex toy has been charged with aggravated assault.

Carolee Bildsten, 56, of the 5300 block of David Court, allegedly assaulted the officer on Tuesday evening with what Gurnee Police Cmdr. Jay Patrick called “a rigid feminine pleasure device.”

Is that a a rigid feminine pleasure device in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


billytea - Nov 10, 2010 2:41:56 pm PST #4747 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Is that a a rigid feminine pleasure device in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I fail to see the distinction.


tommyrot - Nov 10, 2010 2:52:11 pm PST #4748 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, in one case there's an extra hole in your pants pocket.


Hil R. - Nov 10, 2010 2:57:10 pm PST #4749 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

This is a joke, right? Bears have killed some people in national parks, therefore we should kill all the bears. [link]


Aims - Nov 10, 2010 3:00:05 pm PST #4750 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Is it written by Stephen Colbert?


tommyrot - Nov 10, 2010 3:00:26 pm PST #4751 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Some Christian fundies (citing the Bible) say we should do that.


Strix - Nov 10, 2010 3:00:54 pm PST #4752 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

“a rigid feminine pleasure device.”

OMG, that made my day. Thank you.


Sheryl - Nov 10, 2010 3:06:10 pm PST #4753 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Hil, I think that person takes the Colbert Report too seriously.

Edited to add: Heh, cross-post.


Amy - Nov 10, 2010 3:06:18 pm PST #4754 of 30001
Because books.

West of Cody, WY is the east entrance to Yellowstone, and there aren't many miles between there and town. It is sort of a weird place to relocate a bear, although he's clearly crazy about everything else.