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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Police say woman attacked officer with sex toy
A Gurnee woman who allegedly attacked a police officer with a sex toy has been charged with aggravated assault.
Carolee Bildsten, 56, of the 5300 block of David Court, allegedly assaulted the officer on Tuesday evening with what Gurnee Police Cmdr. Jay Patrick called “a rigid feminine pleasure device.”
Is that a a rigid feminine pleasure device in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a a rigid feminine pleasure device in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I fail to see the distinction.
Well, in one case there's an extra hole in your pants pocket.
This is a joke, right? Bears have killed some people in national parks, therefore we should kill all the bears. [link]
Is it written by Stephen Colbert?
Some Christian fundies (citing the Bible) say we should do that.
“a rigid feminine pleasure device.”
OMG, that made my day. Thank you.
Timelies all!
Hil, I think that person takes the Colbert Report too seriously.
Edited to add: Heh, cross-post.
West of Cody, WY is the east entrance to Yellowstone, and there aren't many miles between there and town. It is sort of a weird place to relocate a bear, although he's clearly crazy about everything else.
TPM article on the bear thing:
Social Conservative Bryan Fischer: Get Rid Of The 'Curse' That Is The Grizzly Bear
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"God makes it clear in Scripture that deaths of people and livestock at the hands of savage beasts is a sign that the land is under a curse. The tragic thing here is that we are bringing this curse upon ourselves," Fischer writes.
Fischer is a favorite of social conservative Republicans, and even spoke at the Values Voter summit this fall alongside Mitt Romney, Jim DeMint, and other big-name Republicans. Many also know him for having suggested that there should be "no more mosques, period" in the U.S. because "every single mosque is a potential terror training center or recruitment center for jihad."
But Fischer also has a history of outrage over animal attacks. He was furious that the killer whale Tilikum killed a trainer at SeaWorld Orlando in February, because it's just part of the "ongoing failure of the West to take counsel on practical matters from the Scripture."
"If the counsel of the Judeo-Christian tradition had been followed, Tillikum would have been put out of everyone's misery back in 1991 and would not have had the opportunity to claim two more human lives," he wrote at the time.