I went to "Sealed With a Ganking."
I have overseen zero IT projects, and that's fine with me.
I didn't watch that show until it re-aired in a marathon on MTV my last semester of college, when I was taking bullshit courses, and living out of my car and a friend's couch for the last month of school (because my married swinger roommates got involved with another married swinger couple, and it went south).
I watched the whole marathon one weekend when everyone was out of town, and I just smoked pot and made ramen and brownies and watched the whole damn thing. AIwasFG!
ETA: And you know, I was all ooh, maybe I shouldn't admit I smoked a lot of pot in college on the internet, and then I realized, dude, that was 16 YEARS AGO. Who cares?!
I watched MSCL at the time, and tried to get my sister into it, and she pooh-poohed the idea. She later watched the MTV reruns and cried at EVERY EPISODE. She's such a wad of wet tissue paper.
My Rayanne. Fuck, that was a shock when I googled her. She was completely wild and louche in high school, and was convinced I had a secret raunchy lifestyle and was just being coy with her. Still, I wasn't expecting what she went on to do. Even bigger surprise than the tantric sex instructor classmate.
SWAG=Scientific Wild Assed Guess.
Never heard that one before. I've always known it to mean free stuff, or Stuff We All Get.
Plei, Askye -- much -ma for your loved ones.
SWAG
I work for an engineering company. I hear it all too often.
Now I'm googling everyone I can remember from high school. Isn'f facebook supposed to fix that? Rachel has exactly the same hair she did 25 years ago.
PMM, askye, medical ~ma for your families.
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Police say woman attacked officer with sex toy
A Gurnee woman who allegedly attacked a police officer with a sex toy has been charged with aggravated assault.
Carolee Bildsten, 56, of the 5300 block of David Court, allegedly assaulted the officer on Tuesday evening with what Gurnee Police Cmdr. Jay Patrick called “a rigid feminine pleasure device.”
Is that a a rigid feminine pleasure device in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a a rigid feminine pleasure device in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I fail to see the distinction.
Well, in one case there's an extra hole in your pants pocket.