SWAG
I work for an engineering company. I hear it all too often.
Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'
Willow ,'Get It Done'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
SuziQ - Nov 10, 2010 2:09:58 pm PST #4743 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
§ ita § - Nov 10, 2010 2:12:06 pm PST #4744 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Now I'm googling everyone I can remember from high school. Isn'f facebook supposed to fix that? Rachel has exactly the same hair she did 25 years ago.
PMM, askye, medical ~ma for your families.
tommyrot - Nov 10, 2010 2:22:23 pm PST #4745 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Skyscraper Cat Scratching Post
ThinkGeek is featuring a skyscraper shaped cat scratching post, perfect for felines who have an urge to destroy cities.
tommyrot - Nov 10, 2010 2:38:20 pm PST #4746 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Police say woman attacked officer with sex toy
A Gurnee woman who allegedly attacked a police officer with a sex toy has been charged with aggravated assault.
Carolee Bildsten, 56, of the 5300 block of David Court, allegedly assaulted the officer on Tuesday evening with what Gurnee Police Cmdr. Jay Patrick called “a rigid feminine pleasure device.”
Is that a a rigid feminine pleasure device in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
billytea - Nov 10, 2010 2:41:56 pm PST #4747 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Is that a a rigid feminine pleasure device in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I fail to see the distinction.
tommyrot - Nov 10, 2010 2:52:11 pm PST #4748 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, in one case there's an extra hole in your pants pocket.
Hil R. - Nov 10, 2010 2:57:10 pm PST #4749 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
This is a joke, right? Bears have killed some people in national parks, therefore we should kill all the bears. [link]
Aims - Nov 10, 2010 3:00:05 pm PST #4750 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Is it written by Stephen Colbert?
tommyrot - Nov 10, 2010 3:00:26 pm PST #4751 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Some Christian fundies (citing the Bible) say we should do that.
Strix - Nov 10, 2010 3:00:54 pm PST #4752 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
“a rigid feminine pleasure device.”
OMG, that made my day. Thank you.