{{Scola}}

I thought women could wear hats indoors because they were required to keep their heads covered in church and that confused the issue. You'd typically still put a hat on as you went out and take it off as you came in, seems like. Though I am basing this assertion on vague memories of female behavior in novels and movies that I cannot cite.

Hats pulled low enough do, or maybe I'm just wearing heels or taller than a lot of guys I hang around.

Today is going to be my downfall. My 10am had exactly 2 of the 5 must have people in it. My boss and I were thisclose to telling Development and QA we added a bunch of stuff to their next release.

I am sorely tempted to send out a fake post meeting file to those guys with everything that was to be addressed today slated for next week.

Say it with me now, Scola - SCREW EVERYONE ELSE!!!

msbelle's ready for her new career in psychotherapy. I'm sort of seeing the commercial with drill instructor Lee Ermey beaning his patient with a tissue box.

She may be the nicest but she don't cotton to bellyachers.

If a guy's eyes are obscured because I'm looking down on the brim of his hat, I'm not going to hold his relative height against him. Statistically speaking that wasn't supposed to happen. It's not his fault.

I'm trying to think about how Neal in White Collar handles his hat. Apart from suavely, I don't rightly recall.

Hipster hat wearing just looks so douchey to me.

I always thought the on/off distinction with women's and men's hats came down to men's hats being outerwear and women's hats (sometimes) being part of the outfit. If a woman's hat matched her coat, she'd take it off.

She may be the nicest but she don't cotton to bellyachers.

and I feel like 90% of what I do here is bellyache.

I really just want Scola to yell. He knows. It's a long-term goal of mine. Some day, some day, I will annoy him enough where he will shout at me. And then my friends, we will celebrate.

Hipsters are shocked to hear you're supposed to take off your hat when indoors.

Here's a conundrum: you are a hipster (or, perhaps, a dandy, or just a fan of hats) wearing a hat to a restaurant where you will dine outdoor (patio, etc.)

Do you remove your hat since you're dining (as etiquette dictates), or leave it on because you're outdoors?

What do you do, hipster? WHAT DO YOU DO???

(My opinion? Take it off.)

Hipster hat wearing just looks so douchey to me.

Because it is. Every time I see a hipster wearing one of those fucking straw hats, I want to make him eat it.

What do you do, hipster? WHAT DO YOU DO???

Get a shot of some strong booze, pour it on your hat and set it on fire.