Say it with me now, Scola - SCREW EVERYONE ELSE!!!
msbelle's ready for her new career in psychotherapy. I'm sort of seeing the commercial with drill instructor Lee Ermey beaning his patient with a tissue box.
She may be the nicest but she don't cotton to bellyachers.
If a guy's eyes are obscured because I'm looking down on the brim of his hat, I'm not going to hold his relative height against him. Statistically speaking that wasn't supposed to happen. It's not his fault.
I'm trying to think about how Neal in White Collar handles his hat. Apart from suavely, I don't rightly recall.
Hipster hat wearing just looks so douchey to me.
I always thought the on/off distinction with women's and men's hats came down to men's hats being outerwear and women's hats (sometimes) being part of the outfit. If a woman's hat matched her coat, she'd take it off.
She may be the nicest but she don't cotton to bellyachers.
and I feel like 90% of what I do here is bellyache.
I really just want Scola to yell. He knows. It's a long-term goal of mine. Some day, some day, I will annoy him enough where he will shout at me. And then my friends, we will celebrate.
Hipsters are shocked to hear you're supposed to take off your hat when indoors.
Here's a conundrum: you are a hipster (or, perhaps, a dandy, or just a fan of hats) wearing a hat to a restaurant where you will dine outdoor (patio, etc.)
Do you remove your hat since you're dining (as etiquette dictates), or leave it on because you're outdoors?
What do you do, hipster? WHAT DO YOU DO???
(My opinion? Take it off.)
Hipster hat wearing just looks so douchey to me.
Because it is. Every time I see a hipster wearing one of those fucking straw hats, I want to make him eat it.
What do you do, hipster? WHAT DO YOU DO???
Get a shot of some strong booze, pour it on your hat and set it on fire.
Maybe hipsters are Friends.
Ooh, marketng possibility! Portable hat hooks for hipsters - they harmlessly attach to bars and tables, holding your hat safely but politely, and then fold up and pop back in your pocket when you're ready to leave.