She may be the nicest but she don't cotton to bellyachers.

and I feel like 90% of what I do here is bellyache.

I really just want Scola to yell. He knows. It's a long-term goal of mine. Some day, some day, I will annoy him enough where he will shout at me. And then my friends, we will celebrate.

Hipsters are shocked to hear you're supposed to take off your hat when indoors.

Here's a conundrum: you are a hipster (or, perhaps, a dandy, or just a fan of hats) wearing a hat to a restaurant where you will dine outdoor (patio, etc.)

Do you remove your hat since you're dining (as etiquette dictates), or leave it on because you're outdoors?

What do you do, hipster? WHAT DO YOU DO???

(My opinion? Take it off.)

Hipster hat wearing just looks so douchey to me.

Because it is. Every time I see a hipster wearing one of those fucking straw hats, I want to make him eat it.

What do you do, hipster? WHAT DO YOU DO???

Get a shot of some strong booze, pour it on your hat and set it on fire.

Maybe hipsters are Friends.

Ooh, marketng possibility! Portable hat hooks for hipsters - they harmlessly attach to bars and tables, holding your hat safely but politely, and then fold up and pop back in your pocket when you're ready to leave.

((SCOLA)) BUT YOU'RE AWESOME!!!! AND WE LOVE YOU!!!

Say it with me now, Scola - SCREW EVERYONE ELSE!!!

Because it needs repeating.

Also \\o/, I get to see you in a month.

One of my friends invented the term "porkflopper" for all the dudes who are walking around Brooklyn wearing porkpie hats, shorts, and flip-flops.

I love men in hats, and White Collar's Neal is an excellent example. But it also doesn't bother me much if men keep hats on -- it seems a little like one of those "don't wear white after Labor Day" rules that doesn't mean much anymore. To me, anyway.

Hipster hat wearing just looks so douchey to me.

Doesn't hipster-doing-just-about-everything look douchey to you?