Hipster hat wearing just looks so douchey to me.
Because it is. Every time I see a hipster wearing one of those fucking straw hats, I want to make him eat it.
Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Aug 11, 2010 6:33:13 am PDT #17358 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
tommyrot - Aug 11, 2010 6:33:16 am PDT #17359 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What do you do, hipster? WHAT DO YOU DO???
Get a shot of some strong booze, pour it on your hat and set it on fire.
sumi - Aug 11, 2010 6:33:23 am PDT #17360 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Maybe hipsters are Friends.
-t - Aug 11, 2010 6:37:17 am PDT #17361 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Ooh, marketng possibility! Portable hat hooks for hipsters - they harmlessly attach to bars and tables, holding your hat safely but politely, and then fold up and pop back in your pocket when you're ready to leave.
Lee - Aug 11, 2010 6:38:32 am PDT #17362 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
((SCOLA)) BUT YOU'RE AWESOME!!!! AND WE LOVE YOU!!!
Say it with me now, Scola - SCREW EVERYONE ELSE!!!
Because it needs repeating.
Also \\o/, I get to see you in a month.
Tom Scola - Aug 11, 2010 6:39:08 am PDT #17363 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
One of my friends invented the term "porkflopper" for all the dudes who are walking around Brooklyn wearing porkpie hats, shorts, and flip-flops.
Amy - Aug 11, 2010 6:39:23 am PDT #17364 of 30001
Because books.
I love men in hats, and White Collar's Neal is an excellent example. But it also doesn't bother me much if men keep hats on -- it seems a little like one of those "don't wear white after Labor Day" rules that doesn't mean much anymore. To me, anyway.
§ ita § - Aug 11, 2010 6:40:08 am PDT #17365 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hipster hat wearing just looks so douchey to me.
Doesn't hipster-doing-just-about-everything look douchey to you?
DavidS - Aug 11, 2010 6:43:03 am PDT #17366 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Doesn't hipster-doing-just-about-everything look douchey to you?
I guess I'm saying it's a douche-signifier. Putting on one of those hats is like popping the collar and announcing to the world, "I am an enormous douchebag with attached douchenozzle! You may also call me a porkflopper! Scorn me now!"
-t - Aug 11, 2010 6:44:51 am PDT #17367 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
No Hats Indoors was a rule in elementary school, so in the abstract, it seems like it needs to be followed. In practice, I don't really notice if it's broken. But I think it's reasonable for it to be built into a dresscode, and dresscodes should be complied with.