Cordelia: I get it now. You're all spies. Probably all Russian. And you've brainwashed me, and want me to believe we're friends so I'll spill the beans about some nano-technology thingy that you want. Gunn: So I look Russian to you? Cordelia: Black Russian. Angel: That's a drink.

'Hell Bound'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erin_obscure - May 14, 2009 2:30:19 am PDT #9773 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

"One of my favorite examples of the slant was how certain states I've lived in taxed feminine products, but not shaving cream, because shaving cream was a necessity (like food), but feminine products weren't. @@"

W. T. F. Like having a beard makes a man's life entirely unliveable, but it's totally acceptable for a woman to go walking around town with blood running down her legs? Or do they just expect us to stay in the red tent for a week every month?


billytea - May 14, 2009 2:36:13 am PDT #9774 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The creepy right-wing guy who stared at me in the computer farm and came on to me with transparent statistics questions left without further communication.

I can see the headlines now: "Standard deviation not enough for perverted statistician."


Cashmere - May 14, 2009 3:47:47 am PDT #9775 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I can see the headlines now: "Standard deviation not enough for perverted statistician."

That should be on a t-shirt.


Sparky1 - May 14, 2009 3:48:57 am PDT #9776 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Yay for getting the statistics homework done, Shir!

Last night's pizza discussion never happened because we took the dog to the park, like we always do, and she met her first skunk. Fortunately, she got hit in the chest, not the face, we got her into the bath quickly before the oil had a chance to spread much, and we were able to wash the worst of it out with dishsoap. She's still a Stinkyfras, but it's not as bad as I fear it could have been.

One of my most vivid childhood memories is the annual trip to Maine with our family dog who had been sprayed by a skunk the night before. P-U!


Barb - May 14, 2009 4:16:40 am PDT #9777 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Sparky, sponge her liberally with Listerine. It'll evaporate and dry quickly and it reduces the stink immeasurably.


Ginger - May 14, 2009 4:22:52 am PDT #9778 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Re: skunk. Tomato juice.

I'll try to install ubuntu, GNOME type next week instead.

Shir, have you discovered the Buffistechnology thread? The collective spicy brains have helped me many times.


Sparky1 - May 14, 2009 4:26:46 am PDT #9779 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

THanks for the ideas! I've also been informed that feminine deodorant spray is supposed to work well on skunk odor.

If I'm lucky the rain will hold off, and I'll be able to do some of this shopping at lunch.


Barb - May 14, 2009 4:35:33 am PDT #9780 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Ginger, our vet told us that the Listerine actually worked better than tomato juice with the added benefit of the quick-dry/evaporation and the times we've used it, it's certainly been effective as all get out.


Ginger - May 14, 2009 5:01:06 am PDT #9781 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That's good to know, Barb. The tomato juice is effective, but does look like reenacting the end of Carrie with the dog as prom queen.


billytea - May 14, 2009 5:31:07 am PDT #9782 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Last night's pizza discussion never happened because we took the dog to the park, like we always do, and she met her first skunk. Fortunately, she got hit in the chest, not the face, we got her into the bath quickly before the oil had a chance to spread much, and we were able to wash the worst of it out with dishsoap. She's still a Stinkyfras, but it's not as bad as I fear it could have been.

And people think Australia's animals are weird.