I, for one, wasn't looking forward to starting my day with a slaughter. Which, really, just goes to show how much I've grown

Anya ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - May 14, 2009 3:48:57 am PDT #9776 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Yay for getting the statistics homework done, Shir!

Last night's pizza discussion never happened because we took the dog to the park, like we always do, and she met her first skunk. Fortunately, she got hit in the chest, not the face, we got her into the bath quickly before the oil had a chance to spread much, and we were able to wash the worst of it out with dishsoap. She's still a Stinkyfras, but it's not as bad as I fear it could have been.

One of my most vivid childhood memories is the annual trip to Maine with our family dog who had been sprayed by a skunk the night before. P-U!


Barb - May 14, 2009 4:16:40 am PDT #9777 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Sparky, sponge her liberally with Listerine. It'll evaporate and dry quickly and it reduces the stink immeasurably.


Ginger - May 14, 2009 4:22:52 am PDT #9778 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Re: skunk. Tomato juice.

I'll try to install ubuntu, GNOME type next week instead.

Shir, have you discovered the Buffistechnology thread? The collective spicy brains have helped me many times.


Sparky1 - May 14, 2009 4:26:46 am PDT #9779 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

THanks for the ideas! I've also been informed that feminine deodorant spray is supposed to work well on skunk odor.

If I'm lucky the rain will hold off, and I'll be able to do some of this shopping at lunch.


Barb - May 14, 2009 4:35:33 am PDT #9780 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Ginger, our vet told us that the Listerine actually worked better than tomato juice with the added benefit of the quick-dry/evaporation and the times we've used it, it's certainly been effective as all get out.


Ginger - May 14, 2009 5:01:06 am PDT #9781 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That's good to know, Barb. The tomato juice is effective, but does look like reenacting the end of Carrie with the dog as prom queen.


billytea - May 14, 2009 5:31:07 am PDT #9782 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Last night's pizza discussion never happened because we took the dog to the park, like we always do, and she met her first skunk. Fortunately, she got hit in the chest, not the face, we got her into the bath quickly before the oil had a chance to spread much, and we were able to wash the worst of it out with dishsoap. She's still a Stinkyfras, but it's not as bad as I fear it could have been.

And people think Australia's animals are weird.


sumi - May 14, 2009 5:36:06 am PDT #9783 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

Aren't there any skunk like creatures in Australia?

It's a pretty effective defense system - you'd think more animals would use it.


Sparky1 - May 14, 2009 5:36:23 am PDT #9784 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

And people think Australia's animals are weird.

Don't start dissing our weird mammals, now!

Sass trotted out of the bushes where she'd cornered it looking so pleased with herself. I'm certain she was thinking, "Dude! I showed him! And now I have this great camouflage smell - no one will know I'm coming!"


billytea - May 14, 2009 5:40:21 am PDT #9785 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It's a pretty effective defense system - you'd think more animals would use it.

If an Aussie animal breaks open the chemical warfare, you can generally expect that they're making a good-faith effort to kill you. It's the difference between Cesar Romero Joker and Heath Ledger Joker.

Don't start dissing our weird mammals, now!

Ok, when have you ever known me to use 'weird animal' as anything but a mark of the highest respect?